Staci

she/her. I laugh at my own jokes for way longer than what is considered appropriate

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

I want soup

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This

[donnatella moss🫧 @lyrics2jesus]

developing a parasocial relationship w the artemis II crew rn

[Sarah (gif/jif) @mamaswati]

Why are you here?

"We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why."

The kids are ok.

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

UPDATE: NASA personnel are now carrying Ryan Gosling (sedated) to the launchpad.

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

being a woman is so hard bc I just scroll past one of the cheesy Project Hail Mary promo videos and instantly tear up like 🥹🥹🥹

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

it’s the future yall. just saw a homeless guy camped out using a VR headset. guess he’s living in virtual luxury?

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

rereading Project Hail Mary and I’m already BAWLING. I’m only on ch 9; rocky hasn’t even been introduced yet and they’re just throwing things back and forth to each other in space but I guess the memory of what’s to come just has me 😭

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

Paul King offered the lead in Wonka (2023) to Timothée Chalamet without a single audition. The director was convinced he could sing and dance purely because he was a fan of the actor's viral high school rap videos as Lil Timmy Tim on YouTube.

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

The High Elf still lives within him

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

the number of spam calls I receive in a day is enough to make me want to throw my phone off a cliff. and myself with it

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

bummed bc I just remembered I don’t retire for another 30+ years 😞

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

someone getting arrested in my parking lot again 😒

[📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 8th cammiversary July 2 @itshoneylive]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

do vampires need to brush their teeth?

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

I don’t understand how men have no applicable problem solving skills irl but then you turn on a video game and they figure it out no problem? gamers make me rage fr

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

They don’t tell you that you don’t grow out of having accidents on your period. It doesn’t get more manageable.

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

yesterday Brian’s notoriously skittish cat, taco, LAYED ON MY LAP and started purring!! I cannot stress enough how big this moment was for her (and me) 🥹

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

I think Zelda has a hairball

[Staci @StaciRobyn]

I will never understand why someone would choose brita over pur 🤮