🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes

A Catholic Priest of Jesus Christ and Blessed Virgin Mary stan. My jokes are jokes.

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

O say, can you hear those New Orleans cannon? 🎆
Take that Briton! 🦅
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
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[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

@ThisOrTheOtter

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

Some people reject his second-canon stories as uninspired.

[Lutheran Answers @LutheranAnswers]

The Reformed want you to believe that looking at a picture of this man is sinful.

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

@independent0402 So wild horses couldn't pull that foal away?

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@BCSWowbagger Strong Men in Weakening Times

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I think congressional action to continue the massive borrowing and/or money printing are more likely than cuts.

[Phiophill @Phiophills]

Boomers do not realize that automatic cuts are coming lol.

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@domineeringDom @BobbyBorkIII LOL

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It has been said 'a democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship.'

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

@david_shane When is your next summer city festival? Get a red wagon, mark a cardboard box "FREE KITTEN", add one cute kitten, & go to where the crowds are. That cat will have a new home within the hour. That's what we did when I was growing up for Lake Martha Days with our semi-wild litters.

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

@derpdedooo

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This taco truck is cool, but I'm even more amazed at the white semi-trucks appearing or vanishing behind it!

[❣️Anne❣️ @USA_Anne711]

Wondering what today is?…

Get your Tuesday on! 🤣🌮

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

@CatholicCubsFan @SouthernKeeks Bruce Banner: "Don't make me frisky..."

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

Being unsure of when you've reached the showroom at the Liminal Spaces store: "So... is this stuff for sale?"

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

On the bright side, the author has almost finished it and will accomplish this personal goal.

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

Right now, somebody somewhere is writing the next not-so-great American novel.

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@Gravantus Catholics may be thinking of the Holy Water in the fonts by our entrances that everyone dips their fingers in.

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@SeethingPond I'm not helping? What do you mean I'm not helping?

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

Frightened Teller: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have any money here because nobody uses cash anymore! Would you take a check?"

[greg @greg16676935420]

When was the last time someone successfully robbed a bank? Feel like that’s the worst place to rob nowadays

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Dr: 'If they're not related, we'll be 100% sure, but if they're related, we'll be 99% sure.'

—So were they related?

Dr: We're not 100% sure... so yes, they're definitely related.

[MEJE ✪ @callmeMEJE]

College grad gets drunk with her friends. Sees a missing kid on a milk carton who looks exactly like her. Calls the hotline as a joke.

Her parents start acting weird. Turns out the people who raised her stole her when she was 3.

The plot is insane. I've watched it twice. 🔥