Mrs. Thompson ❤️‍🔥

p.s. im the shit

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

correction: he admitted to raping his dog

[Dylan @dmc_dmcc]

Cops genuinely cannot be human because imagine killing a 1 year old completely innocent soul because you thought someone was stealing diapers. Didn’t even occur to you to see if your stupid ass could just help pay for them with your overinflated overtime. Sick, sick bastards.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

While everybody was focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

This episode had no business being that scary

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.

[Trey @treydayway]

Imagine the response if Obama did all this ratchet shit

[Booty Pebbles 🍉 @call_me_lexxi]

Nobody Black has to be brainwashed into disliking white people. They just have to experience white people.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Immigrants should have to learn about black history

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Is this what men mean when they say they want us to be more feminine?

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[eliz @eliza___v]

this the Valentines i remember🥹

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when a bitch try and use beginner level manipulation on me

[Praise @tufpraise]

They are all pedophiles, so it’s understandable

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I'm home alone making sure I still got it