Giammarco Agazzotti

GAMEPLAY PROGRAMMER @stormindgames

Before: @Twisted_Mirror | @racewardstudio | @VirtualCraftEnt

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@Ryanair I got cool pictures on a flight of yours, can I get a free ticket?

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@Nothke yo this is looking super sick dude! I love the aesthetic

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

trickXnorTreat https://t.co/ku9M8deDjs

[Nuno Afonso @nafonsopt]

Strongly believe that visual coding tools like blueprints were a mistake. If you want to let ppl iterate faster a scripting language is way better.

Also, designers should be encouraged to code.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit

> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies

> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

[Sebastian Aaltonen @SebAaltonen]

Agreed 100% with @TimSweeneyEpic here. Your min spec platform should be your lead platform. For games shipping on both PC and console, the console should be the lead platform as is less powerful and has limited RAM (with no disk swap).

[Tanya Janca | Shehackspurple @shehackspurple]

Thoughts!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

this is the American equivalent of the Notre Dame burning

[nisten @nisten]

recycling some memes

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@ClaireMax @omgchomp good job! I'd suggest to focus a little bit more on the second pull above the knee. slowe from the ground to the knee and faster from the knee to the hip, sliding the bar on the legs to get the best out of it!

💪 nicely done

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@ClaireMax super muscular build! congrats 🤘 natty?

[PLT @PainLemonTree]

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[MG 🏳️ @FavAfghanx_]

Idk I find this so cutee 😭🎀

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@Cybershell I did not know about the asswatcher and now I'm weak and silently laughing while watching it. ot's incredible

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

there are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@SebAaltonen love this

[Giammarco Agazzotti @stack_gamedev]

@meowkoteeq lines too close to each other with this style imho, I'd like to visually identify blocks more easily and not clutter what I read too much (compared to Allman, which is what I use)