Carlos Ferreira

God with a Human Complex. Reality’s under beta.
Builder of weird things. Mad scientist in the kitchen.
Awaiting patch notes. Debugging life with sarcasm.

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

We all change, when you think about it, we're all different people; all through our lives, and that's okay, (...), so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

Ping

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

Happy new f…ing year!

[Geek Hub Podcast @geekhubpodcast]

Estamos de volta!!
Acabaram-se as férias e o GeekHub voltou! Aqui fica o "debut" da nossa Temporada 2, que é nada mais nada menos que uma Rentrée Geek!
https://t.co/GSSmEvqXEu

[Geek Hub Podcast @geekhubpodcast]

Vem aí... 😉

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

It’s the worst rebranding since New Coke. They will teach about it in business schools for decades.

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[Celine Dion @celinedion]

Today, Celine Dion’s management team and her record label, Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., became aware of the unauthorized usage of the video, recording, musical performance, and likeness of Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” at a Donald Trump / JD Vance campaign rally in Montana.

In no way is this use authorized, and Celine Dion does not endorse this or any similar use.

…And really, THAT song?

[Geek Hub Podcast @geekhubpodcast]

Já publicamos mais um episódio!

Mais um trimestre do ano que terminou e cá estamos a fazer um resumo (atrasado) do que foi o nosso trimestre em livros.

https://t.co/s4zRo6JhgF

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@InesRamalhoSilv ou tinham este sr a frente deles...

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

We are the ones that nobody sees.
The ones that keep your systems running.
The talent that reinvented the way you see the world, the forgotten ones that most of you don’t know about.
Give your appreciation to your local SysAdmin Today!
#sysadminappretiationday

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The COOLEST meteor video ever

This happened in Portugal

📹 Milena Refacho

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@DrBenhurao @NetflixPT No Justice League ainda percebi... neste... 🤷

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@carlaisgraca Até as 13:50 eu também estive a ver a arder... 🤣

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@carlaisgraca Yup.
a solução não é muito diferente, mas não é por aí... 🤣

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

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[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@BlnaryMlke @tomahock Se calhar a Croudstrike ficou sem mais um... Fidelizado 🤣

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@A_Outra_Gisela Tenho grandes duvidas que algum grupo de farmácias em Portugal esteja disposto a pagar por aquela coisa (CrowdStrike).

[Carlos Ferreira @stackguard]

@madaherios @drzodiacus_v2