Mae

Constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown 🇲🇽🇮🇹 She/her

[Mae @stackiejokes]

31 makeup looks for 31 days of Halloween; a thread🎃 🦇🕷🕸👻

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Weird thing I craved while pregnant was a cigarette and today I FINALLY got to smoke half of one. Truly heaven bro that’s nuts. It’s been at LEAST 6 years since I’ve had one

[Mae @stackiejokes]

House hunting for fixer uppers and we might have found one we love

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Being in NY for Christmas is so fun so far! My baby met a few of my friends, and he absolutely LOVED my childhood best friend of 20 years. I don’t want to leave ever and stay with my family

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

unusually and blonde
exceedingly peculiar
and altogether
quite impossible
to describe

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Reminder that if you voted for you know who, no celebrating cinco de mayo for you🫶🏽

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Had my first car accident where I was driving. Had I not been paying attention and acted quickly would have been t-boned on the side my baby was. Thank God for his protection and faithfulness to my family. We are sore (me especially) but everyone walked away today

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Tony’s biggest ops are pooping and sleep. Man gets so mad when he has to poop and will fight sleep till he knocks out mid scream. What a character

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Full nesting these last 5 weeks. I’m so excited for my baby boy to be here🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Had a dream my baby was born and now I’m mad I woke up STILL pregnant. So mean o want my baby now

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Month and a half left of pregnancy, I’m not doing this again. I’ve never been so uncomfortable and overstimulated in my life. I’m having a perfectly healthy pregnancy but this isn’t magical

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Going from not having a staff to having a full staff… can’t wait for everyone to complain about not getting hours!

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

like are you kidding me?

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Serious stuff guys

[Mae @stackiejokes]

HI GAY!

[Mae @stackiejokes]

In a week I’ll be on the way to the airport to go to Cali, I can’t WAIT

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Happy Mother’s Day to me, we think Tony bruised my ribs bc he loves kicking me 24/7!

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Husband said my cooking is like my fathers, and if you’ve had Brucey boys cooking, you know it’s the HIGHEST of compliments. Especially bc I’ve been learning how to cook the past year

[Mae @stackiejokes]

I take it back… FOR NOW

[Mae @stackiejokes]

Can I fist fight my whole team plz? They’re killing me bro

[haus.makes @HausMakes]

man or bear✨