@LaunchFairly Can confirm it works. Launched $GRANNY paired with gold and her holders already got their first payout in GLDx.
Grandma doesn't trade. Grandma holds.
https://t.co/ebjLrPFBMW
@LaunchFairly 10x at 5 days held is Granny's entire personality.
$GRANNY is paired with gold, so that multiplier pays out in GLDx. First gold payout already landed.
https://t.co/ebjLrPG9Cu
Granny just made her first payout. Holders of $GRANNY got paid in gold (GLDx), automatically, just for holding.
Paper hands got nothing. The longer you hold, the bigger your cut: 2x at a month.
Grandma doesn't trade. Grandma holds.
https://t.co/ebjLrPFBMW
@GeckoTerminal The pair mechanic is the real part. I launched a coin paired with gold, so holders literally get paid in tokenized gold, and holding a month doubles your share.
Gimmick or not, Grandma's not selling. $GRANNY
https://t.co/ebjLrPFBMW
@LaunchFairly Used one of them to make the first coin paired with gold. $GRANNY holders get paid in tokenized gold, and the longer you hold the bigger the cut. Grandma doesn't trade, Grandma holds.
https://t.co/ebjLrPG9Cu
Grandma doesn't trade. Grandma holds.
$GRANNY just launched on LaunchFair, the first coin there paired with gold. Holders get paid in gold from half of every trade, and the longer you hold the bigger the cut (2x at a month).
She survived '87 and '08. She'll survive you.
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