koot snart

boggle me this, batman

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

no rizz, looks 6/10, emotional disaster. I pull pretty girls by being fucking weird

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

does anyone still use this. just spent half an hour looking through my old tweets. things are very different now

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

why do guys at the gym walk like they peed their pants

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

Forget Forbes's 30 under 30, my 30 under 30 is 30 different career fields by the time I'm 30

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

at this point my goal is just to have the craziest resume. im pretty damn close

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

suicideboys meant it when they said as the years go by huh

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

I used to joke about not being a lesbian and now ig I'm not one

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

I've quit vaping :)

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

the us panicking and popping the chinese balloon to find nothing is the political equivalent to when I was a kid and I would think flies were bees and scream and flail and swat at them

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

FYI I hate throwing up it hurts and it gets in my nose and I just don't wanna do it

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

Another success story! I'm drunk and avoided throwing up. So good at that

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

@kikosdreamworld So much potential. WASTED.

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

I got a B on the autism test :( this means I won't get the Principal's List award

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

Passed my exam and I'm a licensed insurance agent now <3 im excited for where it'll take me

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

everything gone downhill since the clowns in 2015

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

"No one wants to work in trades anymore" okay??? Then legalize weed on a federal level you fucks

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

@ManitowocPD get fucked shitheads

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

ear rang for over two minutes straight, whatever y'all are talkin abt leave me out of it

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

I'm not cured of any of my dependencies, I have a very long way to go but I've been getting better about showing myself grace and recognizing that slow progress is still progress that I'm allowed to feel proud of myself for. Learning moderation is difficult but I'm doing it

[koot snart @stackmyrats]

I quit vaping after it was consistently making me sick and have switched to 3-5 cigs a day - not good, but better than puffing all day. I hardly smoke ouid anymore, MAYBE 2x/day, and have significantly cut down on my caffeine intake. Improvement and habit breaking is possible!