p. 🌊🏴‍☠️

i’m just over here talkin to myself , honestly…

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

if i followed you and then unfollowed you and then followed you back etc etc….. my bad , i don’t be knowin . .

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

i just got up out the bed , i’m heading to the store right now.

[Tall Glass of Wine 🍷✨ @BigKneeCuh]

Oh these are real

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@mindindacloudz we are friends now.

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@mindindacloudz ………pnw , but where ?

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@bingprettyy you get a pass if we get our old fashioneds.

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

people who like pecan pie should go to hell.

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@Thickfitjen wait…. this you talkin? 😂
aww.

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

don’t…
actually , yes. threaten me with a good time.

say it again.

[𝓜𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓢. ꨄ @_Melanin_Queenn]

I’ll handcuff yo ass and jack that dick fn.

[Animal 🐆 @animalistican]

London: Mama, my fav teacher “r*tard*d”.

Me: LONDON!

London: What?! I miss her. She didn't even say Bye.

Me: Baby, do you mean RETIRED????

[Dr. Beige Betty, MD SODMG @soyyellajoy]

Bc my freshman yr RA was born to blind parents and my dumbass definitely asked “well how they know what you look like?!”🤦🏽‍♀️

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

this used to be my rent for a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment…… what a time.

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@CashAppRecords 😂🤣

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@jupitergrl_ a what?

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

he’s joking , but nietzsche was fasho high…

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@deystillluvbrit i thought you were at least 5’7 - 5’8 all this time….

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@milaamilss this not even outta pocket , it’s very valid actually . .

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

damn , my nigga dolly died ?

[Olivia_Jane_Mary_Pope🌻 @Queen_Lici]

@stackoutslim Same ! Then Aaliyah and then 9/11 only major events I remember from my childhood lol

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@Queen_Lici yup , i remember a kid telling me that aaliyah died at church like the next day

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

tupac died.

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

What's the first historic event that you remember?

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

@gotrice2024 she making this stupid ass video and getting mad cuz that baby hungry…. give her a fuckin banana before i smack you in the back of the head

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Jed York after getting directions to the trailer park:

[p. 🌊🏴‍☠️ @stackoutslim]

this is backwards. most of us see our moms work hard so we want make life as easy as possible for our partner.

however, we also know that women aren’t dumb or helpless so a lot of the bullshit, begging, and laziness some try to pull doesn’t get a pass and that’s why they get mad

[baby blue. @theKINGCESS]

@Minajestydvd If he sees his mom deal with certain things he will assume you should do. Example - working all day coming home cleaning and tending to kids while they relax. 9/10 he saw his mom do that. Or if he sees his mom stay past infidelity he thinks you should as well.