ham porter

they say it's nice this time of year

[ham porter @stacks1196]

This tweet needs to be preserved.

cc: @smithsonian @librarycongress

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[ham porter @stacks1196]

@NHLFlyers do y’all have any extra baby clothes from @GrittyNHL for our own baby Gritty? cc @hola_ivana

[ham porter @stacks1196]

the end of the empire

[ham porter @stacks1196]

let the Twitter empire begin...

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

BUGS BUNNY FUCKING DIES

[ham porter @stacks1196]

this is what keeps me coming back here

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

John McAfee is still alive

[ham porter @stacks1196]

@FLITTER leave the people wanting more. Good work

[ham porter @stacks1196]

watching this video repeatedly is my drug of choice

[ham porter @stacks1196]

2021 > 2020

[ham porter @stacks1196]

ok ok I got it

this fly BUZZ is off the charts

goodnight

[ham porter @stacks1196]

everyone follow my #princess for top notch #content

[ivana martinez. @hola_ivana]

should i tweet again ?

[ham porter @stacks1196]

my 2020 just peaked

[ham porter @stacks1196]

this is the thread I needed to get back on Twitter

[ham porter @stacks1196]

@DeviantArt so this happened.

Well done @thrashbird_

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

Just got a call from a telemarketer, once he realized I was the same Ken Bone from the Internet he kinda forgot why he called.

[ham porter @stacks1196]

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

WE'RE TP-ING THE DROZDAS

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

Phone rings. Another interview? A fan? Nope, forgot to pay the cable bill. Real life coming back.

[ham porter @stacks1196]

#KenBoneForPresident

[ham porter @stacks1196]

@brandonwenerd @louisbra Friday commute stories on point

[Ryan Kavanaugh @RyanKavanaugh]

1,000,000 retweets and I'll make a Harambe movie 🙈🙊