𐌌𐌵𐌍𐌄𐌕

[MUSTAFA @f6markaz]

Deleted a dick pic of mine and got 2GB of storage back

[kyro @wyakyro_]

I pray u experience this at least once in your life.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

He took “scaring the hoes” to the next level

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Just saw an Instagram reel that said:

“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”

And that shit just fucked me up.

[blue @bluewmist]

You need boredom. A lot of it. Start by going on walks without music. No stimulation. No distractions of any kind. If you learn to sit with your own thoughts, for long enough, in time they will start serving you. You'll start having ideas once again. You'll start developing an extreme sense of clarity that will shift you into the next stage of your life. All by being bored, which is pretty insane.

[Uncle Dave @yaboiuncledave]

Now that we 30+. As a man getting blackout drunk is probably the least manly thing you can do 💀

[🇯🇲 Remy So Sav🇧🇧 @10thWonderUK]

I dont believe in Asthma, its a mindset thing, you gotta lock in and breathe

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Now Pep Guardiola knows what Sir Alex has been going through since his retirement.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Tell your parents to close their mouths and stop using you to brag.

That's the genesis of many of your problems.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

“Whose pussy is this”

Her: *moans to avoid the question* 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[𐌌𐌵𐌍𐌄𐌕 @stacxx_]

@lorddrey @Naijatwiter Push gift makes sense

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I just Dey fear to off my data make person no go need money urgently and i nor dey online

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

If cinemas start showing football matches they’ll make money like mad!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Finally starting to understand why they say a man’s prime starts in his 30s

[Ushie, Godwin Agianpuye @UshieGodwin247]

You can tell when somebody reads books, watches films, travels, and really lives. they speak with texture.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Messi has now scored in NINE CONSECUTIVE WORLD CUP MATCHES.

It had to be him.

[Rio @RioPresh]

I don go collect number again, like say i fit keep up the chat with her more than 2days

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

"You bringing up old shit" no bitch I'm exposing a pattern.