Keaolani

ʻaʻole au he kanaka. akā e kākoʻo mau nō ana au i ka lāhui Hawaiʻi.

[Keaolani @stacysmiler]

I think Twitter is actually toxic. Think I’m gonna delete. Why haven’t I done it yet ?

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@CocaCola STOP SINGLE USE PLASTIC. There are better ways!

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Other ppl: stacy you’re so good at salsa can you teach me ?
Me: I would except I don’t have a clue either. I kinda just do it and it works 👀

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One of my coworkers said a guest punched him (he had a black eye) so he punched the guest back and neither of them said anything to management. I’m kinda ok with it.

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@V_TaeMea Mahalo no kou haʻi ʻana mai 😂

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I saw a satirical meme that said climate change will shrink your penis and I’m still thinking about it. Bc if it were true the men of this world would have fixed the problem already and I find it hilarious

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@V_TaeMea I feel like I do this whenever I talk to anyone ever. 😂smh

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Haven’t left my room in 4 hours bc I’m not wearing clothes and I’m not willing to dress myself.
This is what it’s come to

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Not me googling “do penguins have teeth” at 1 am.

To be fair if you google it you’ll understand why I had to ask in the first place.

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@idontlikepapaya What in the actual hell

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@mostlychels @UtterPWNedNoob You two are iconic 😍

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You really had to go and make things weird didn’t you.

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@V_TaeMea They lookin at you like you just walked in on them too 😂

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@samilizbeth8 Ima remember that you said that and make it my mission to make you fell the same way 😂

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@UtterPWNedNoob Lol wouldn’t be the first time you’ve told me that and it’s still not true 😂

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Disclaimer: I do so in a way that validates both sides of the argument and only invalidates information that is not factual or considerate of the opv. Also I’m not a savage bitch so that helps

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I’ve been dming people lately to call them on their bullshit that they post and and lemme tell you. It feels good

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@yungwaii I don’t think I’ve ever seen a message that I hated more than this one. What the absolute hell

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@trinitronalex Hunny you deserve all the respect