GuyWithAGirlsName

Is Twitter still a thing?

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Crystal Meth Cook is going to be my daughters name.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

In 2016:

70% of 18-29 year olds DID NOT vote
60% of 30-44 yearolds DID NOT vote

Only 38% of 45-64% did not vote & just 15% of 65+ citizens did not vote

There is a reason America isn't progressing. It’s because the people who care about progress don’t care about voting

VOTE!!

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@MorganFrench_44 Left but? Something you’re not telling me?

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

I just spent 15 minutes trying to scrub off something on the outside the windshield that was actually on the inside.

Your day?

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@c_fulli Ummmmm, I’ll gladly trade ya.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Your kids get bullied at school because you tweet about being a whore.

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@taytayloversyou I seen you last night. You looked good.

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

My version of Money For Nothing still says faggot.

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@PatRoe2017 sorry for the loss of The Beer Jug. That place holds a lot of history for the Roe’s and Glendive.

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@sammunruh Not funny

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

Odds are that if you reply to a text with a 👍, I’m planning your death.

[Rack Paper Scissors @RackOfSteel]

Quail are just chickens that get better reception because of the TV antenna on their head.

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@BlakeUnruh @mravocadomanz Because of elephants, duh!

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I'm sorry your husband decided to become a vegan. Enjoy your new wife.

[Juddy @iAmJuddy]

Not you, whore. We’ve seen enough of your tits and they’re horrendous.

[Juddy @iAmJuddy]

You people don’t show your tits enough. We’re writing tweets, not the fucking Bible.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

EMPEROR: This lift takes you between floors of the Death Star. I shall call it an ElePalpatine.

VADER: I have a better idea.

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

@KjerstenRieger @BlakeUnruh So much truth to that.

Rock on @BlakeUnruh

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(314): Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on.

(314): Gloves*.

(660): Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??

[GuyWithAGirlsName @StacyUnruh]

Fucking people that get up to the register then fuck around to find their checkbooks, then write as fast as a sloth fucks, really?

Who writes checks any more anyways???