User #572

Do I look like a train manufacturer to you? Ich wie ein Zug Hersteller an Sie aussehen? Lijkt ik op een treinfabrikant?

[User #572 @stadler]

If he only has eyes, how is he singing?

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Are they ever going to actually make Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind? I’m tired of waiting for the saga to end.

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@ryanqnorth Don't take that literally. Pretty certain it's nowhere near accurate, at least if we're talking Twitter accounts.

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@ryanqnorth Man, what could have been. 2007. https://t.co/2YOxqWTYcp

[User #572 @stadler]

I am pretending like I don't have a Twitter account.

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@Alex_Doddy @hobbyistgirl @Hobby_Corner I'm really hoping you didn't actually mean to tag me. Not sure who you did.

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Throw the newest territory of Canada to the dogs; I'll Nunavut.

[User #572 @stadler]

This is just to say

I ate
all
the chocolate
In the house
last night

It looked like
it was going
to go bad soon
or something

I mean
look
it wasn’t going to
eat itself or
whatever

[User #572 @stadler]

@lauren_stadler Also, I like https://t.co/aS7bkoz0xL. I will do my best not to make any poop-water jokes.

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Dangit, @lauren_stadler, at one point *I* was (maybe?) the most famous Stadler to have graced Rice's lovely campus. But, in looking to see if Google had any old pictures of me (I graduated Lovett '98), I kept running into you. So, um, hi.

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Wondering why there aren't more "imagination/pagination" rhymes in pop music these days.

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@PastorBowman Also, would you agree that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

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Thinking of getting back into Twitter. I mean, it is 2021. Can anyone catch me up on what's been happening?

[User #572 @stadler]

@PastorBowman And where do we rule, precisely? And where is your buffalo?

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@robbie_burgess @TomTheDoodler @TPExpressTrains @VosslohGroup You people never check the accounts you @-mention, do you? You just type it out and move on. Don't even look at the handcrafted header image. Nope.

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@HansFiene Trying to figure out if you intentionally included two irregular verbs on purpose or not.

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@johncanzanobft @PDXDiamondProj They can come here, but they have to change their name to the one my daughter suggested: the Portland People. I think it's a brilliant name. "The People win!" And so on.

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@trainjj1 @Arriva_NL Lijkt ik op een treinfabrikant?

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@LevanteEconomia @levante_emv Me parece que necesito agregar una sección en español a mi biografía de Twitter.

[User #572 @stadler]

@RakeshAgrawal I was honestly surprised by the answer.

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Sure, sure, but did you know that Die Hard 2 is actually an Epiphany movie?