sarah🧸

she/her

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Holy shit this is perfect

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[sarah🧸 @stafoya11]

nothing gives me more fomo than coachella #wishiwasthere 😔

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Space news is way better than Earth news.

[maee @fckoffmaebe]

walkable city, baseball game and hotdog in my hand is calling my name loudly

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

you can pry my oxford comma from my cold dead hands i’m so fucking serious

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Well, well, well

[sarah🧸 @stafoya11]

hs4 at midnight (it’s actually real this time)

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

To monitor the situation bitch who asked you???

[Neet @neet_sol]

a 9-5 job is actually 24/7 when you account for the constant dread of going

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I don’t know how much longer I can keep waking up to go to work 😭😭

[Maira @maira4yo]

Honored to be a part of something so huge