altar ego

She/Her/Her Majesty

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@junkboii Remember your 5 item TJs runs. Those were fun!

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@yourdailyghost What is this, Sophomore year at TV university?

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@raageeee I Want Candy ™

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@hgreyfeather @MyGeekBlasphemy Could it be https://t.co/yfZnbVgHfi

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@raageeee @myangelli @jonlonergan Only if there is a rousing rendition of Be Our Guest anytime we have visitors, and on Tuesday’s (just for fun)

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@still__mandy To be fair, could also be a late night scetch comedy character

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@milesjee PHEW

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@raageeee Can confirm

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Update: we’re married now

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Today I met The One.

And by The One, I mean the

Only
New person who is
Even remotely interesting in my life

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The 2nd Circle of Hell: North Station after a sporting event

The 8th Circle of Hell?
North Station after D****y on Ice during February break

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@ThatsBrianna Was it the Brussel Sprout as a lie? Cause that one fuqed me up.

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@raageeee @myangelli @johnbmeredith

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@junkboii I luv this about u

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@stamour_m @buzz_nuzz @raageeee It's usually accompanied by a photo of an older lady with a short haircut, rolled-up sleeve, and a thumbs up!!!

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Reverse parked the first car I’ve driven in months at my vaccine appointment. I’ve never felt so invincible!!

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@mafuyumaru Sevenfold

???????

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@buzz_nuzz I’m in love with you