tempeh tomboy

she/her

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

Tweets are a cousin of poems

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

@BuickMackane20 @AndersMKE Please don’t

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to deal with the vegas golden knights

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

Went a lil bozo on depop at jury duty yesterday

[Mackane Vogel @BuickMackane20]

You should not be allowed in an airport or on an airplane unless you’re 12 or older. Sorry

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

When I see Mcdavid entering my team’s D zone…I get the same feeling as when I see a scary spider near me. Like somebody get that thing NOW

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

Sometimes I type in “ma” on google because that usually takes me immediately to mail as in gmail but other times it doesnt populate and then Iend up googling the movie ma (2019)

[Empty The Benches @emptythebenches]

Caps fans explaining how if the Islanders, Blue Jackets and Flyers all just lose a COUPLE more games and if the Caps just win ALL of their games AND if the Penguins stay hot. We COULD get just ONE FINAL round 1 Ovi vs. Crosby matchup

[Brave Little Toaster @MackaneV]

When the meat falls right off the bone 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

I’ve seen this week that people are taking lines from Nirvanna the Band the Show and really holding space with that. And feeling power in that

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

I get what Milan is but what the hell is Cortina

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Watching heated rivalry naked in the living room with just Ugg boots and a beanie on biting my accent pillow that has tassles on it with the temperature in my house set to 80 degrees Fahrenheit.

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

@deathstyles

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

@MackaneV @ZachInChicago Knock it off. The tree is good I want the tree

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

@MackaneV Yeah

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro last night was an Untitled Document

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

#NYR are the first team in NHL history to not score a single goal in their first 3 home games of a season

[tempeh tomboy @yourdailyghost]

It must feel soooo good to shoot the messenger

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.