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[michael @stagemanagermkc]

I feel dirty saying it but I kind of miss evansville

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

When people say "capitalism is a death cult", this is what they mean.

[michael @stagemanagermkc]

oh wow has twitter gotten bad. i used to get about 50% news/commentary and 50% humor/pop culture content and now it’s just constant human tragedy. haven’t been this on edge since i quit cigs cold turkey

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

noticing a trend where people even on the left are saying justin roiland or andrew tate or whoever the guy of the week is was "cancelled" when what they actually mean is that they were arrested. for sex crimes. they weren't cancelled. they went to jail. those are not the same!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

As Georgia's Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to attack Biden for giving $10K in student loan forgiveness to poor college kids, just keep reminding her of this:

She took $183,504 in PPP loans, which were 100% forgiven.

Pay back the $183,504 and then I'll hear you out @RepMTG.

[michael @stagemanagermkc]

@GadSaad

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

This is a really weird thing to call for when the shooter is 67 years old.

[Gerard @GerardDalbon]

this is hilarious and here's what the actual graph should look like scaled properly on just one axis lol

[Carol Diaz @lorac328]

Ron DeSantis has sent a letter to all Florida Universities asking them for the names of every student who has had “gender assignment surgery”! This is against the law. He is attempting to commit “crimes against certain sectors of humanity”.The entire Country Must TAKE A STAND NOW

[fraser @fraser_tt]

so nice to see celebrities smoking again as god intended

[nate @homoclassical]

They need to fight I’m sorry

[The Vibes Ruiner™️ @BrainsNGrenades]

Cop City would be a full scale domestic urban warfare training center. It will impact the entire country. It wouldn't just in Atlanta. These centers would pop up across the country.

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[Jory Micah🌺🇵🇸🌺 @jorymicah]

Americans, this could be us. No one is coming to save us. We must realize that we are the 99% and we have more to lose doing nothing.

[Atlanta DSA @atldemsoc]

Atlanta DSA condemns the murder of an Atlanta Forest Defender by the Georgia State Troopers.

This killing is the latest act of state violence against the Forest Defenders. Local authorities aim to misrepresent this act as self-defense to absolve themselves of responsibility. 🧵

[michael @stagemanagermkc]

hey florida friends, get out before it’s too late to leave

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Florida Gov. DeSantis is asking state universities for the number and ages of their students who sought or received gender dysphoria treatment, including sex reassignment surgery and hormone prescriptions, according to a survey released Wednesday. https://t.co/zPIz2Xtl1P