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warped predilection. coffee-drinker, cat-snuggler, chaos-monger. ✨she 🌈

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Unpopular opinion but chris evans can stay as far away from captain america as he wants because this video will always exist and that brings me peace

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bad news

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Good news everyone it happened again but I am able to return because all of her coworkers like giving us both shit for it

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I miss my girlfriend I haven’t seen her in seven years (1 day) what if I never see her again (we have plans tonight) I’m not ok

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Tbh most of my relationship is my gf saying “this game sucks” and me saying “you got this babe” until she wins

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@knightstitch_ Here is a cat named tooth who simply cannot see

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most shirts I steal from my girlfriend are illegible heavy metal band tees or political commentary and then there’s this

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Trader Joe’s cashier told me “have a great night” at 2pm. #ally

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Sometimes at work I’m like “it just seems like we should have a professional do this” and then I remember it’s me. I am the professional

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I love Costco but today the cashier told me if they stopped accepting cash that would be “too woke” for her and then she handed me the wrong change

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She/Her but as in

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People who say traveling a lot for work is “tiring but worth it for the memories!!” <<<<

[ad*🕸️ saw bnd x2 @goslingsfilms]

happy pride month to ben wyatt btw

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My toxic trait is I’m petty enough to refuse to help move something heavy when my girlfriends ex bf is here. You do the crime you do the manual labor friend

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My girlfriends cat got so excited when I came in and chased me around til I gave her dinner and I’m so excited she’s accepted me as her stepmom 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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We haven’t slept apart more than once in the last month and we’re three months in but that’s normal these phone calls? Absolutely not

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Making fun of lesbians on tiktok for their 24 hours FaceTime calls as if me and my girlfriend don’t spend every non-working minute together

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@knightstitch_ @smellydruid YOU ARE SO CUTE

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Getting tattoos is gender affirming care

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What you don’t see behind every goth gamer gf is a gf who doesn’t get it but will be going to every store in the city to find the now sold out Zelda

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Netflix charging $7.99 to add a user when they aren’t paying their writers

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@knightstitch_ 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻