odorlesschemtrail

esoteric, feral bonehead! sweet, sadistic and grotesquely optimistic!

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Being nice is cool

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Advice for meeting my boyfriend’s kid?? She’s only four years younger than me technically we could be sisters LOL

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Got a black eye playing disc golf lol 🥲

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In case you forgot today is my birthday! My dearest friend Yuli sent me an email! ❤️

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

What do @kfc and my ass have in common? They’re both finger lickin’ good

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Same coworker announced her boyfriend of five years asked her if she wanted to start their life together. So confused. What has the last five years been Lmfao

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Coworker just told me her doctor told her she should move to Florida to treat her seasonal depression

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Hell dogs of the earth are eight graders

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Seeking paramount+ subscription to watch new episodes of South Park. Someone… anyone… please help me. I need my Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle… But really, truly I need my RANDY!!!!!

[John Denver’s Wife @buccalphat]

oh god oh no i’ve tested positive for the One Direction Infection help me!!

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Takes everything in me not to absolutely verbally destroy these 8th graders. These bitches can’t even read!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heads up for next week!

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@clitclub22 Honestly I’m sad. This was my first college HEB! Walkable from steds and a prime location to be stalked & attacked by a grackle

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Thanksgiving burnouts

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@clitclub22 What the fuck is this

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Just as I suspected the best part of Eternals was the final four minutes when @Harry_Styles showed up with some drunk goblin guy!!!

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

In just one week of knowing her my coworker has already proclaimed to me she is a foodie, singer, songwriter, and actress who will soon be moving to Florida. The chaos is unmatched

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

Wyguy foeva

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@thecasualrevolt GROOT

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Anyone else’s mom talk to them about “growing wealth” as if you share the same life goals she did??? Getting married?? Having kids?? No.. I’m getting legal weed and having panic attacks

[odorlesschemtrail @stagingacoup]

If you don’t wear deodorant because you don’t want aluminum in your body consider the fact that you’re weak and now on top of it you’re stinky