Brian Stahl

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

So, go long on manners and situational awareness?

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

Just realized my last two posts were quotes from the same Christmas movie, on Christmas Eves one year apart. I guess I'm ok with that.

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@Noahpinion No Fear wallet...

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@KAABOOSANDIEGO it's been over a year since your last update - any news for those of us who trusted you and pre-ordered for 2020?

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

Fists with your toes?

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@bclund I hear they spent their whole budget on casting in that one.

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@Noahpinion Being catchy isn't enough?

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

Perhaps everyone should stop focusing on which country identified omicron first, and start focusing on how contagious/virulent it is and whether or not current vaccines are effective.

But that probably won't drive as many clicks, so... continue being stupid.

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@mattyglesias Except the pilots weren't refusing the extra armor plating.

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

Dookie was one of my first albums. Stoked to finally see Green Day live!!!

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@luckiesharms You might try toys that nest inside each other, like stacking cups. Might help. Sometimes ours puts stuff back in containers, sometimes not. They're babies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

Communism is just a red herring

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

so are Newsom and his wine-tasting buddies going to abide by this curfew too, or is it another case of "rules for thee, not for me"?

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

Paging @PoorlyAgedStuff ...

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

GOD IS IN CONTROL‼️ 🙏🏻

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're welcome.

[Thane Greenfield @TheLifeofThane]

After multiple failed attempts to get a mail in ballot, we drove 2k miles and did what our forefathers intended. Proud to be a part of another #TexasBlueWave. Thank you to all the volunteers. Let’s end voter suppression across the country together!

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@neiltyson "... and goes home with everyone."

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

how many people have spilled their beers because of stone's upside-down-label marketing thing?

[Brian Stahl @stahlman]

@SuMaterialsLab @advlightsource @BerkeleyLab Congrats Greg!