Jay

Cosplaying shit-poster surviving on sustenance from the Third Eye. proudly polyamorous and member of, TST. I binge old romcoms. . . I’ll be your, best friend 👽

[Jay @staindprophet]

yesterday was perfect for, getting this boi out 😁 [happy warm december, missourians] 😆

[Jay @staindprophet]

what the fuck, i guess i’m a “gay guzzler”

[Lucien Greaves @LucienGreaves]

"Treating your wife like a homosexual prostitute, guzzling on her bodily fluids is this really noble and pure?"
Christian blogger chronicles the rise of oral sex and its correlation to the decline of civilization.
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[Jay @staindprophet]

😆

[Jay @staindprophet]

it’s really not, of logic to say you fear side effects from the covid, vaccine when i’ve seen you, snort powder from dirty dollar bills .. . .

cheers to gen Y... r u all such FUCKEN morons !

[Jay @staindprophet]

@brainybabbles i’m glad you, made it! Next time i must, make you eat the chocoscone, too 😁

[Jay @staindprophet]

Short on cash? Tell boomers what, they want to hear on YouTube 😏

[Jay @staindprophet]

Ye like my, rainbow bonfire? i do.. what a Friday 😍

[Jay @staindprophet]

@brainybabbles 😁

[Jay @staindprophet]

@brainybabbles p•a•r•a•n•o•I•d p•a•r•r•o•t 😆

[Jay @staindprophet]

[on a first date, part two]

Me: dont let her know you, vocalize everything you think

Her: “what?”

Me: shit

[Jay @staindprophet]

[on a first date]

Her: “i play the flute”
[self to self: *dont ask if, she means a skin flute*]

Me: “yea, i suck dick too”

Her: 😧

>.<

[Jay @staindprophet]

i have a tree and, a cat that is a clause 😇❤️

[Jay @staindprophet]

@brainybabbles Are you growing, it to become long again?

[Jay @staindprophet]

assert dominance by using metal spatulas in, their nonstick pans 😈

[Jay @staindprophet]

It wasn’t a phase 😎

[Jay @staindprophet]

Looking back on my 2003 era of emotional latency, at times i, realize i was a snobbish DOUCHE.. does, anyone else ever wish you could offer, your younger self some looney cubes and, a stiff shove into the abyss of anarchy? i sure do. Hail Satan for my latest, awakening! #woke 👹

[Jay @staindprophet]

There are robotics, in Big Pharma now, guys.. vending machines for, prescriptions. How niche? Perhaps only, to avoid more PT’s on a payroll. I will never grasp the inconvenient ‘conveniency’ here. 🙄

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[Jay @staindprophet]

A fucking lovely day 🖤

[Jay @staindprophet]

Now that feast day is done, i would say, have yourself a merry little, christmas except.. "have yourself a merry little christmas" sounds.. . a little fuckin' condescending 🤔🙃

so don't be merry! or do- we're all going to die in, the end!