Brian Staker

The Awkward Hour, most awkwardly funny show on the net: Salt Lake City Weekly writer, Blurt-Online, Utah CEO & others

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@MillerLite Jasper, my son…
Scores goals, makes assists, adds a lot to his youth league team! My little MVP, not so little anymore!

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@UtahStories @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump More like pushing us off a cliff!! Smh

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@NYCTheMiC Fucking horrible attempt at a clear :/

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@NYCTheMiC Isn’t that our strategy of late… get behind 2-0 to lull the opponent into a false sense of security? ;)
#LGR
#NYRangers

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@NYCTheMiC Braden Schneider, no relation to Braden Point Joe!

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@NYCTheMiC It’s Mika March now!! ;)

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@NYCTheMiC Is it Mika March now?

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@NYCTheMiC Our PK is very good!
#LGR

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@NYCTheMiC I’m shouting ‘shoot’ at the tv!

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@NYCTheMiC Rangers don’t hold it in their zone… when VAN has the puck in our zone, we seem to have difficulty clearing… because of their more aggressive checking!

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@NYCTheMiC It’s KACHOOK NOT TKACHUCK JOE

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@NYCTheMiC Jesus Christ, Sam & Joe stop gassing on about the Sabres stfu

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@NYCTheMiC Will MSG have NYR logo Depends giveaway night? ;)
#AARP

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New collage: Cobra Hood Party

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New collage: Kodachrome

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NHL in SLC???

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Will Ryan Smith bring a team to Salt Lake City? What's next on the Senators' ownership timeline? And what will be the fallout from the Brad Treliving and Kyle Dubas hirings? @FriedgeHNIC has that & more in 32 Thoughts. @GMCcanada | #GMCSierra #AT4X https://t.co/Nev9AAnNK2

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@NYCTheMiC How many cups did he win?!! ;)

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@NYCTheMiC Eagles fan… the refs gave it to KC!!
#FlyEaglesFly

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@loic I don’t!

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@NYCTheMiC @espn How is hockey doing against cornhole? Dodgeball? Professional tag tournaments?