staceyfromstacysmom

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

if you go by the name Meg im going to assume your full name is smegma

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

I want Microsoft to do a wrapped so I can see how many hours I got in excel and my top formulas and how many times I forgot to attach a doc to my email and how many times I saved over a word template

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

I hate a "we don't do medium we do regular" ass hoe
obviously I mean regular then you ignorant slut gives me my fries

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

guys does Spiderman have web dreams

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

no one does bunny ears in photos anymore and honestly that's such an L

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

"developing a nicotine addiction is the best thing to happen to our friendship"
~my coworker on our 5th smoke break today

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

me on a date: you look like you spread lice as a kid 🤗

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

Ramadan got em like

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

when Madonna said "time goes by so slowly" she fucking lied

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

real picture of me when I'm watching a gut wrenching scene and the streaming service throws up 1 of 3 ads

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

twilight vampires are the fae.

you're telling me Edward watched Bella sleep in her room uninvited? that's fae

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

POV you're on a red eye and forgot ebooks exist

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

bath scene this
grave scene that

THE EGG SCENE

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

the deviancy

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

indoor cat escaped? get punished scrub

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

today one of my staff gave me The Finger (🖕) and i reacted like I was so appalled as if I don't give them The Finger (🖕) every day

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

my spotify wrapped:

You're depressed get help

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

I adore (lie) being in absolute fear (true) when I email my property manager of maintenance issues (70% of the sprinklers are broken so the lawn is dying) 🤗

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

my mother in her 20s vs me in my 20s
say happy birthday mum

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

agapanthus more like aga-nemesis

[staceyfromstacysmom @stakkas09]

my cat will simply break down the door if I don't let her sit with me on the toilet