Mike

I have a beagle *in my heart* and I do things sometimes.

[Mike @stalecoffee]

@OGHedged @viridi_xx @chaoswerks @ThatGype @StillWaters_64 @LEBassett Good thing you wouldn’t get in trouble for it I guess.

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@NYgiantsSUCK @Homeoffree61 Does this draft ruling only have to do with abortion?

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@RangeLifer water birds.

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@BrittneyChristy @legitimateacct @RangeLifer Still waiting on this movie title with a surprising number of dicks in it…

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy Earth Day 🌎

[Mike @stalecoffee]

It has been a good day.

[Mike @stalecoffee]

Today at the mall I saw mall santas in a conference room watching a slideshow presentation on mall santa job duties. I didn't know that was something I needed to see but here we are.

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@RhiannonAdmidas They really shouldn’t exist imo

[Mike @stalecoffee]

Rocks that look like bread.

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@haleyjean99 I am so sorry Haley. My heart goes out to you. 💙

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@Scotch_Sailor @RhiannonAdmidas I want Woody’s sweater.

[Mike @stalecoffee]

💩 is funny sometimes.

[Mike @stalecoffee]

Twitter is just an endless bumper for all of our shitty bumpersticker opinions.

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@MacKelly @hellrusty @SadieShorrParks Happy Friday to you! Weird post from the start. Have to admit that. I don’t know why anyone thinks I am taking this seriously.

[Mike @stalecoffee]

@MacKelly @hellrusty @SadieShorrParks Tomatoes tomatoes. My point is, nothing was stolen or copied. If the post from 2/24 had a better quality photo and ANY context it may be been as popular but who knows! Happy Friday everyone!

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@hastymegs Ah Megan sorry to hear that and stay well.

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@hellrusty @SadieShorrParks I admire how seriously you take these matters. You are doing good work hellrusty.

[Mike @stalecoffee]

@RhiannonAdmidas Oh yess

[Mike @stalecoffee]

Smooshing a sandwich is essential. If it can't be smooshed it is not a sandwich.