lyle

zoom zoom yr my supernova grl

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

just got a washer and dryer in the apartment which is incredible :) upon my first day using it a pen exploded in the dryer oh no :(

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

improving my lifestyle by getting durable ugg Boot

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

the bunnys in Providence give me more hope than anything

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

@elonmusk go 2 bed

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

ah yes…the Sox lost :/ (I love to relate)

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

playin Pokémon @ the strip club

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

the wind can truly stfu

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

ok imagine a remake of Jesus Christ super star by @ladygaga yea

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

@NAPhilosopher_X oh

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

girls r way better @ music than boys

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

idk anymore :not on draft

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

I! Love! The! Ocean!!!

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

if I was a train conductor I’d be nonstop honkin that horn

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

frosty the snowman has a New England accent

[cameron 𖦹 parkmira ceo @butchmrdarcy]

forever one of my favorite posts

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

if anyone in pvd is wishing for a sweet kitten one is in need of a home!

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

idk I just think if ur laughin out loud to some nasty gore scenes from a lame gore movie w no plot…idk if u need attention or what but u need somethin

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

tbh hackers could approve my benefits faster than DHS…prove it…

[WPRI 12 @wpri12]

#Breaking: Rhode Island’s state government has suffered a major cyberattack involving the private data of a significant number of residents who have applied for health insurance or other social services over the last eight years.

Read more: https://t.co/wHAFihhBOj

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

my car was fixed but yesterday I looked scurvy dog krampus in the eye from my car and the engine turned off and he wagged his lil hairy finger at me :(

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

he’s acting p guilty tbh

[lyle @stalecrabonfire]

watching a straight couple get into a fight cus the guy had a single glitter on his nose