Liam Fong

I eat tall ice cream cones. Every day.

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@MikeBales If he’s alive, he needs to do that Willy Wonka tumble out dis bitch.

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@Super70sSports There were times he lost a dream or two.

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@BigJoeBastardi @JamesTate121

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@NBCNews He’s giving all of these people a nice tax break on their entirely lost stack of money.

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@HunterBiden Whoever bought those paintings is about to make a mint selling them. Kudos on your sobriety, and thanks for bringing some fun and honesty to this place.

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@NancyMace Damn. This is funny.

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@TMZ Oh shit. What was the cause of death? I’d been wondering.

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@mrwtffacts Helluva start for this kid.

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@MeghanMcCain Epic use of cussing.

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@PollTracker2024 Dude about to get Trump’s full endorsement.

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@3YearLetterman @RogerJStoneJr A turd dipped in English Leather.

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@RapidResponse47 @lookner This shit is so normal.

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@TMZ Investigation over. He found nothing.

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@3YearLetterman I’m betting he’s going to say he’s really sad. After that, he’ll make sweet patriot love to her yet again.

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@TMZ Holy shit. I was worried she was never going to renovate that shithole.

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@JDVance You guys are really screwing things up.

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@AGPamBondi @lookner @TheJusticeDept Even with the DOW at these levels?

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@greg16676935420 @3YearLetterman @LeslieM0tta I feel like I’m as funny as you guys (not on Twitter), but I just don’t give a shit. So keep it up!

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@catturd2 Just give up ya poop head

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@DNIGabbard @POTUS Nice. Seems like shit is going pretty well. Keep up the hairstyle choice.