bo(n)gmonster

I’ll stop talking if I’m scaring you

[camille :-) @dustytit]

corduroy stays ON during celibate depressive episode

[camille :-) @dustytit]

living in san francisco isn’t praxis

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

moms be like “no I don’t have a eating disorder😜” and then eat a singular yogurt and a handful of almonds for the entire day.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

i am burdened with such knowledge

[Jasmin 🇨🇴 @Jxparisxo]

Can we stop calling it “police brutality” it’s murder, M-U-R-D-E-R

[¿ @01000010t1]

plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die

[cocks rifle @ilovetopiss]

i have a thought i tweet it i realize no one cares i delete it pretend it never happened

[gringa pendeja @_zweee]

every single *transplant* party in San Francisco👍

[camille :-) @dustytit]

we really just let our friends wipe their spit on our faces when they were doing our makeup as kids huh

[cocks rifle @ilovetopiss]

gaywad isn't a bad word to call my dogs when they are just licking each others dicks and butt holes in front of me

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

send titties I’m bored

[bo(n)gmonster @stalestella]

@dustytit Orange for the flex

[camille :-) @dustytit]

just bought the animals crossing game anyways when am i gonna get pegged by that bitch isabel

[gringa pendeja @_zweee]

If you drive a Subaru, you have lesbian tendencies.

I don’t make the rules I just enforce them.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

tits that aren’t played with start to collect dust like bookshelves

[camille :-) @dustytit]

nvm i blasted my ear drums that’s what’s happening

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

did y’all just ‘bomboclaat’ a homicide?