Benjamin Stalker

I got weird friends who like to set things, like my beard, on fire.

[Krystine Art 🎨 @Krystine_art]

New #DaysGone Art 🖤

Reference pic by @PatmanGames 📸

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

Ive moved twice in the last 3 months. Pro tip: never take a job that comes with a house.

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

@docm77 is this a Goat-Father approved?

[Veve McGee @TerroristGhoul]

Chasing Nazis through the streets
SHIA LABEOUF
Shouting at their face
SHIA LABEOUF
Actual activist Shia LaBeouf
#FreeShia

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

Nothing but death can stop my ambition now. I will die in my endeavor to bring radical change to this decrepit world.

[Katie Emmerson @katielizg]

So what do I do when I find embarrassing, angst-filled, old diaries? READ THEM TO THE INTERNET, THAT'S WHAT 😬 https://t.co/6bVLJHrPCI

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

I have 5000 problems and 50 Benjamin Franklin's could fix everyone of them.

#studentloans

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

My M.O. every time someone cancels plans I go up Wendy's and eat alone. I could singlehandedly keep this place in business.

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

@hllauzon Hope you are missed and loved by your Lapeer friends! You're also kinda awesome and have good hair.

[hope @hllauzon]

I can't go more than 5 months without locking my keys in my car so I'm not so great at the adult thing

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

Im a Great-Uncle now. Does this make me old?

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

Camp- the place where the last day everyone starts to fall in love.

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

@hllauzon @Wingerter116 kinda like you?

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

I wonder what next weeks band wagon will be...

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

@ZDGregory so they can lap up water and not die from dehydration.

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

Am I the only person that ate tree leaves as a kid because they looked like tasty "tree stars"?

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

@hllauzon oh my lol...I miss you.

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

@hllauzon and what did we learn from this experience?

[Benjamin Stalker @StalkerBenjamin]

REALLY!?!?!

Seriously though if I say that im going to do something I'M GOING TO DO IT!

There is no need to remind me every 6 months...