Stanko’s Stallions

The best intramural team out there

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FINAL STALLIONS ROSTER Point Guard: #13 “Uncle Kenny” Shooting Guard: #2 “Rinus” Small Forward: #27 “Turban” Power Forward: #17 “Big Cheese” Center: #33 “E-Pow” Bench players: #23 “Big Rob” and #28 “Big Red” Coach gets a jersey too! Coach: #69 “Stanko”

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Zheng Yin “Fan favorite” played like Brian Scalabrine throughout the entirety of the tourney, had the least skill but everyone loved watching him play. Was on a great team that had a chance at the ship, but Obermiller couldn’t push them over the edge

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Clark Obermiller “Clarf” showed similarities to a prime Kobe in the first game of the tourney, dominated the shot attempts, but no one cared because he had the backpack on, went cold in the championship and inevitably came up short

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Jarrett Hanko, the coach, “Stanko” showed Similarities to Kyle Korver, a spot up shooting wing who could get down and dirty on the boards, not being a primary ball handler was a perfect fit for coach.

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Thomas Urban “Turban” played like RJ Barrett in this tourney, solid on both ends but made rookie mistakes in clutch situations and couldn’t close out either game. The clutch factor wasn’t there and the Misdemeanors were a shocking early exit of the tourney

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Linus Denny “Rinus” played like Patrick Beverly throughput this whole tournament, lockdown defense, let Big Cheese handle things on the offensive end, congrats to the champs!

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First NBA comparison of the day is that Colby “Big cheese” Stapleton played like a prime Tim Duncan on his way to tourney MVP: knock down from mid range and relentless in the paint

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The first annual Robert J. Cox 4th of July 2v2 tourney starts in about two hours!!!!!!!

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Members of Stankos Stallions (minus robert) will be participating in a 2v2 tourney tomorrow being played on a 9ft rim, based on production in this tourney we will make nba comparisons (past, present, and future) for every player participating shortly after the tourney is over.

[jason foster @kennethfoster50]

Extremely blessed and,excited to announce my commitment to Marian University to further my academic and , football career!! Huge thank you to everyone!! @MarianUFootball @TerryPeebles @HHS_Raider_FB @coachdavidelson @MrMadderom @CoachFrier

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When asked about his quick exit, Conner Felkey had this to say, “I had to get away from that fat punk” -Per his mom

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When asked about his rebounding numbers, Hayden Davis said, “I think Schmew shit his pants.”

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More news coming our way, Drew Pyle, aka “Schmew” when asked about the amount of rebounds Hayden Davis grabbed over him, simply stated, “I shit my pants.”

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And beginning your playing career!!!!

[Jarrett Hanko @hanko_jarrett]

I am cutting my coaching career short @stallions_s

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It has come to our attention Conner “Chicken Legs” Felkey is a senior, by the looks of him we assumed he was a freshman. More updates coming soon

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Another devolving story the Stallions are looking to sign Conner “Chicken Legs” Felkey from Rice & Bean

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BREAKING NEWS: Stallions head office said they are looking to move Kenny Sims in the offseason due to lack of minutes played, Sims played in 4 games for the Stallions and led them to a 2-2 record, was leading scorer in all but 1 of those games. Unexpected statement for sure

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Respect for @atm_sbtf as they punch their ticket to the Final Four.

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#stallionmentality

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Rice & Bean just cheated out of a rematch with ATM I call BS

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People just stopped making fun of the garage door incident #stopsign