Jeff Stallard

08/04/14 #23 TQ. @screaminseals #00. Pretty shitty person.

[Jeff Stallard @stals39]

So far my studies have shown that crib has taken over as the isolation game of choice

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@AinslieMcIntosh

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I watch suits for Louis. I think mike and Harvey just hold the show back from it’s true potential

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Whatever happened to Brendan Fraser? #georgeofthejungle #freefraser

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@rylanveitch

[ryan @ryantheleader]

when your dog hasn’t seen you for 8 hours

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@AinslieMcIntosh

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Holy FRICK I can’t wait to wash my beer glass and post up on the beach. Let my tig bitties out and my hair down. #summertime

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Got this theory that drinking beers outta glass gets ya more dinked. So far my studies have shown this is a fact. #blackoutstal

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, if you see me hanging outside your house, chill, just trying to steal wifi #dataless #nowifistal

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@SullyTheCat19 Responsible sully tweet #weareadulting

[Ryan Sylvester @SullyTheCat19]

I wish I was 18 again living in my parents basement so I could go to country fest and not have to worry about paying my mortgage the day after

[Jeff Stallard @stals39]

Ordering a pizza on the dominos app=creative master piece of pizza goodness Ordering pizza over the phone= pep n cheese please stop talkin

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Had someone at work try to tell me that rye bread isn’t the best sandwich bread. Lost a friend at work today. Dumb prick. #teamrye

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@cnnbrk https://t.co/uM8p2H1yfh

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Happy Father’s Day to all the new balance wearing, crispy cold boy crushing, golf club swingin, sons o’ guns out there. #dadsaredope

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@rylanveitch https://t.co/Z7Rwg7ogO1

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Will forte might be the funniest man on earth

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Pretty big fan of bates motel but I would absolutely never watch anything else with Freddie Highmore in it. Guy is painful.

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@AinslieMcIntosh But your perfect 😍

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@johnnyeeezy17 Thanks Pierre. #englishhockeyinsider