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I would prefer not to

[CTS @stambuch]

reading Twitter

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Since no one asked, my inbox consists of two folders:

Unræd
&
Æthelræd

The trash bin is Cnut

[Elly Vintiadis @EllyVintiadis]

This is hilarious.

[Wodehouse Tweets @inimitablepgw]

A man, to use an old-fashioned phrase, of some twenty-eight summers, he gave the impression at the moment of having experienced at least that number of very hard winters.

[SaraH Says @SaraHwithABigH]

Wow ok @AcademiaObscura #AcademiaProbz #Academia #CalledOut

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Isabella Parasole (ca. 1570 – ca. 1620), Italian engraver and woodcutter of the late-Mannerist and early-Baroque periods who published several books on the methods of working lace and embroidery, with ornamental cuts, which she engraved from her own designs #womensart

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

In 2000 years, @DrSueOosthuizen wittily suggests, archaeologists may interpret the remains of IKEA stores as evidence “of the colonisation of Britain by Swedes in the late 20th & early 21st C, & the stores as places designed to state & preserve the immigrants’ Swedish identity.”

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

Suspicions that I’ve ghostwritten my six week old daughter’s card to her mother will not be helped by her use of the word “herculean”

[George Rinaldi @GeorgeRinaldi]

Postman Pat sending two kids into the stand and ending another's sporting career is excellent.

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

This was so weird ...

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

I swear they're trolling us.

[CTS @stambuch]

What fresh hell is this?!

[Wodehouse Tweets @inimitablepgw]

“What ho!" I said.
"What ho!" said Motty.
"What ho! What ho!"
"What ho! What ho! What ho!"
After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

[Karl Minns @karlminns]

"My honourable friend makes a characteristically Wykehamist point - highly intelligent, but fundamentally wrong".

[CTS @stambuch]

Convention perhaps, but the missing full-stop at the end is surprisingly bothersome