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Whenever you think a Tweet is to corny, ''Remember the name @STAMNARISH''

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Your future depends on your dreams.

So go to sleep...

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Helpful hint:
If you can't 'convince' him.
'Confuse' him...

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A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can't go anywhere until you change it...

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The 17 is sitting.

And the cars are moving....

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Do Tshuvah now!!
Avoid the Elul rush...

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The only real mistake
Is the one from which you learn nothing.

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What is a clear day in London?
If you can see the clouds clearly...

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There are some people that are so poor, the only thing they have is money...

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Looks like there is a sign by the palisade gas station
"Siena's only"

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There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't...

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Yes! As you think, my last tweet WAS.........
A mistake!

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Women can do 3 things at a time.
Drive,
Talk on the phone,
Crash into a tree...

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Someone at the psychologist ate a banana with the peel.
Doctor: Why dont you peel it?
Patient: I don't need to, I know whats inside...

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'Lushen hora' is like a film.
It begins on negatives, is then developed and enlarged...

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Are you an American or a Democrat...?

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#MoneyTalks

For me it says 'goodbye'...

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Bedikes chometz is just like robert muller u seacrh and find noting

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Son: Dad, there is a small get-together at school tomorrow.
Dad: Small get-together? How small?
Son: only Me, You, and the principal...

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Sorry it was a mistake, I was just cleaning my phone for Pesach...

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