The Mikve Yid

Take a dip in themik before you follow me😊

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

35 טויטע

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

זייט מיין לעצטע שויער איז שוין געווען 3 שיסערייען אין א אמעריקע מיט

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Just a reminder to all married people. If you have promised your wife or husband that you will love her (him) 24/7, then today is 24/7.

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Rabbi:
Y did U came late today?
Kid:
bcause my parents was fighting.
R:
But What does it have with U?
K:
They throw MY shoes on each other

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

An old Jerusalem folks word:
No one ever died from hunger,
If anyone dies, it is from byshe!

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Wife to husband:
You only hear what you want to hear
Husband: Yes I would love a cold beer

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Pinni scher became a chosen 2 months ago and he want now to send out the Mazel Tov!

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Be aware!!
Police in NYC looking for those who made FALTSHE FISH and for those Children VUS HOBEN GEGANVET DI AFIKOIMEN

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

🌕🌕 🌕

א כשר'ן פרייליכע פסח!

🍷🍷🍷🍷

A HAPPY KOSHER PASSOVER!

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

GL..JC.l GOU To read turn upside down

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Bedikes chometz is just like robert muller u seacrh and find noting

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Bucherim Be Aware! Make sure to hide your drops, cigarettes, drugs, guns, smartphones, car keys in vos nisht, it's Bedikas Chometz tonight!

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

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For a gr8 price we will clean your car. Please call: 3478603620

[נאריש @StamNarish]

If your problem is money, and you don't have money.

You have no problem...

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

Whats the diferent between a landlord and a gurish? The diferent is that the landlord wait for the 1'st and the gurish wait for the 2'nd

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

You are part of a puzzle in someone's life. You may never know where you fit. But, someone's life may never be complete without you in it."

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

a mikve shuld've been more METAHER as a puru adymu, bcause if the PURU had 2 hairs it is PUSEL and a MIKVE that remains much more, is kosher

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

MAZEL TOV! To HaChusen ARON SHAMSHEN b'r Nechamye OSTREICHER (London) wb'r Moishe Isak (London).

ONLY OIF SIMCHES!!

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

What's the difference between a 18 year old shvartzer and a 19 year old shvartzer?
A SHVARTS YUR!

[The Mikve Yid @themikveyid]

If you weigh 200 pounds on earth, you'll be only 76 pounds on mars.
You're not overweight, you're just not on the right planet.