Stampman

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When a lime has enough juice to burn your finger but not enough juice to dazzle your food

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“You didn’t get Hayley Williams tickets either?”

[Dark Meta Knight @ssbultmk]

Still the toughest thing I have ever drawn I’m afraid

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@YELYAHG00N She’s never beating the size of an apple allegations

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Omg Find My is just scrying

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Sabrina BOPenter

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@petals4param0re You drive, I’ll watch your six

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Update: Turn It Off by Paramore is sung from the perspective of Elphaba

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Hot take: Matilda by Harry Styles is sung from the perspective of Miss Honey

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@Petals4Param0re New album imminent

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“Beyoncé did, so we can too”

[c‎arla ✚ @caraqhernelia]

i mean fuck, i like crave, i like liar, i like the news, i like you first, i like this is why

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@JulianDePaz1 Facts

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@JulianDePaz1 Brb

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@afterlauqhter You’re thinking too small, there’s gonna be a new album with a part iii

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Me singing along to decode:

“If you’re a man at all
(Because he’s a vampire!)”

“But my thoughts you can’t decode
(Because he can’t read her mind!)”

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Where Galini hid the coconut cream pie recipe

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Bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Bowling ball meets water balloon

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@Pcharts Deep pull here but it’s gonna be Tell Me It’s Okay

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Are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to Swifties what the royal wedding was to my aunt?

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Madonna stuns in new selfie

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dua Lipa stuns in newly shared photo.

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@Pcharts the only exception, decode, this is why