Sam

SHUT UP BITCH!

[Sam @stampuel]

west coast ppl spoiler...2021 ain’t better

[Sam @stampuel]

@remynxi @jaden this chick thinks she did something

[Sam @stampuel]

let’s hope & pray

[Sam @stampuel]

@albert12798 based

[X. D. @XavierDLeau]

even with a vaccine, i’ll still be wearing a mask and continuing cleaning and social distancing.

i ain’t had a cold or nothing since march.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

A single 9/11: never forget

A 9/11 happening every day: never acknowledge

[Sam @stampuel]

everytime you eat a mcdonald’s fry, it’s the last time you’ll ever see that fry again

[Sam @stampuel]

i’ve never seen a toilet have so much use it that there’s marks from feet

[Sam @stampuel]

@AmongUsGame do it

[AD🦉 @kheti_thegreat]

Covid has taught me three things:

1. Our economy collapses as soon as it stops selling useless stuff to over indebted people

2. It is perfectly possible to reduce pollution

3. The lowest paid people in the country are essential to its functioning

[Sam @stampuel]

@cirocobamaa 1854-3944-8856
exp: 12/23
507

[Sam @stampuel]

i can’t keep a surprise for the life of me

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

no one:

me: do you want ur present now

[Sam @stampuel]

hold up is Frank Ocean trending rn? i hope he drops somethin

[Kevin Liptak @Kevinliptakcnn]

Trump just claimed that foreign leaders are calling him to say "that’s the most messed up election I've ever seen." The White House has read out zero phone calls with foreign leaders since the end of October. Nearly every major US ally has called Joe Biden to congratulate him.

[Sam @stampuel]

this ain’t what we meant

[Sam @stampuel]

a boston accent isn’t a personality trait, stop acting like it is

[Sam @stampuel]

once you but rip for someone in your bio you stuck with that forever, how you gonna look removing it? did they come back to life??

[Sam @stampuel]

it’s funny how trump claims voter fraud...but only in the states he needed to win