He/Him/Akwayi

from the Marvel Universe. Hoffman; Villain to the Three little Pigs. 🐺| alternates between Earth 1218 and Earth 616.

[He/Him/Akwayi @stan_hoffman_]

Hey guys check out my rendition of @EFYA_Nokturnal × @TiwaSavage's The One . Please retweet 🌹🌹

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[Ailina Putri @Ailinaszerk]

Ranking of Hilarious moments😭

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

Every marine biologist learns the physics problem whale mothers face:

How do you transfer liquid nutrients to your baby in an environment where liquids should instantly dissolve and disperse?

Whale milk contains 30-50% fat content. Human milk is 4%.

The evolutionary solution was to create something closer to toothpaste than liquid. When a whale calf latches underwater, the mother's mammary muscles contract like a hydraulic pump, shooting this dense mixture directly into the calf's mouth in concentrated bursts.

The milk forms temporary globules that resist mixing because of the extreme fat density. Surface tension creates a protective barrier around each droplet. The calf swallows before the ocean has time to break down the molecular structure.

But the real genius is the timing.

Whale mothers release milk in coordinated pulses with their calf's breathing rhythm. The transfer happens in the brief moments when both animals are positioned to create a sealed pocket between them. The mother essentially turns her body into a biological delivery system that operates in perfect sync with oceanic pressure and movement.

Millions of years of evolution solving a fluid dynamics problem that human engineers would need computer modeling to figure out.

[He/Him/Akwayi @stan_hoffman_]

Remember when Tems said….

[He/Him/Akwayi @stan_hoffman_]

When Celine said…

[He/Him/Akwayi @stan_hoffman_]

Cos Micheal said…..

[Jordan @fwjordanz]

There's no way she beats Namor. If the movie wasn't called black Panther

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇧🇷 Ronaldinho might genuinely be the only footballer whose post-retirement highlights reel is just as entertaining as his career highlights. 🤯✨

[Charles @charliefx_]

I spent years living like this (except the debt) looking at the ceiling fantasizing about exactly how I live now, everything eventually works out for the delusional optimist imo

[Evelyn @Evelyn23615628]

Military muscle memory

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

This little guy has been living solo in his enclosure just waiting for this exact moment. The day finally came when we brought home a female for him, and the second he saw her, he completely lost it!

[NOLLY @omoelerinjare1]

Grandma always disciplined the kids with her slippers. If they misbehaved and ran off, she’d throw one and never missed.

For her birthday, they placed a bottle on a distant table and handed her a slipper to aim at. She hit it perfectly.

[Cultura Literal @culturaliteral1]

Muchos expertos se refieren al óleo de Leng Jun de 2004 como «la pintura que supera a la Mona Lisa». Se considera una de las obras más hiperrealistas del mundo

[M ✨ @maryyylisaaa]

Accra pricing is starting to feel like a social experiment because why is a gym membership $121/month?? 😭 I pay $26 in America with 24/7 access. How are locals surviving this economy?

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

The guy wearing white is the reason the office exists 😂😂

[Mr.DRIP  @DreatonAlain]

First time I saw someone do this right and very efficiently🤯

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

For a few minutes each year, sunlight makes this Yosemite waterfall look like a river of fire.😍

[Betsy Gain @BetsyGain]

She Didn t Break the Rules, She Just Broke the System

[Siwoh D’or @JadoreSiwoh]

I love when couples really understand the concept of growing and building together. It’s beautiful

[Dike Clinton Chisom @DikenaClinton]

I need you all to come see what this brand-new, fresh out the womb baby is doing & He’s Just 4 months. 😭🥹🥰