stanandrenee

Welcome to the awesome quote book from a husband and wife who work together as therapists in Oregon.

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

S: When we finish Brooklyn 99 can we do Downton Abbey? I really want to know what happens. #couplesgoals #ourshows

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

**Drives past wheat field**
R: I just want to cut that and make a bouquet
S: That is the most Kansas thing I’ve ever heard you say.

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

R: (after getting a crying baby out of the car) where’s my phone?
S: I got it... see not only am I hot I pay attention.

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

S: Restaurant idea. Everyone is given a cheese pizza with a plate full of toppings and they make it up as they go. Call it Pie on the Fly. #nothisworstidea

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

If you’re legit friends with the bartender then it counts as “hanging out with friends on a Saturday night”. #wedontgetoutmuch #youvegotababyinabar

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

R: How many syringes does a baby need in their bed? #outofcontextquotes #parentlife

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

S:entertain yourself. (Hands kid balloon)

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

S: Repairs and resurrects our sound bar that has been broken for a year....during our daughter’s nap. #marriage #parenting

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

My mom in line at Chick-Fil-A: I love giving these people pleasure!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

RT if this is you tonight

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

Who needs a giant metal tiger when you have Adam Levine stripteasing? 😍 @adamlevine #SuperBowl2019

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

Really thankful my child does not have a penis. #didntgetpeedon #stillhadtocleanitupthough

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

Everyone in the house just slept 7 hours. I feel like a new person. #parentlife

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

S: No no! Let’s go back to where I was awesome and I learned from you. (In reference to his suggestion that we get ice cream from Cold Stone)

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

You can’t give away that which you don’t possess. #garrylandreth #cprt #notesfromyourchildstherapist

[jhawk4life 🇺🇸 @jhawk4life]

Happy #KansasDay

[Leslie Coffee Co @lesliecoffeeco]

happy kansas day! 🌻 we source many of our ingredients from local vendors including milk from @hildebrandfarmsdairy, bread from @crustandcrumb, eggs from @philsfarm and preserves from @steves_jams_and_jellies 🍞🍳 #shoplocal #supportlocalanything #kansasday

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

Happy Kansas Day from our home to yours! #KansasDay #fyifk #theresnoplacelikehome

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

Anyone else addicted to huffing babies? I feel like I’m railing lines of breast milk and lavender off my baby. #momlife

[stanandrenee @stanandrenee]

My cat’s name is Luna. I call her:
-Lu
-LuLu
-doona
-baby kitty
-baby girl
-don’t walk there!!
-get off my face!!
-DO NOT CRAWL ON THE BABY
-DID YOU PISS IN MY SHOES AGAIN??
-F$&@ You A$$hole!!

[Stephanie Bestland @besthaff]

MY cat’s name is Tigergasse (TEEg-er-gahsa). I call him:
-Teeg
-Teeger
-Teegy
-baby
-sweetie
-cutie pie
-cuddle bunny
-get off!!
-creeper
-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
*insert gif from The Notebook*