Stan Marsh

I just want my life back.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

This one let me pet it! #meow #catsOfCoonstagram

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Stan: Dad, nobody's gonna come.
Randy: Oho you'll see! I'm sorry, Stan, but in about thirty minutes this place is gonna be swamped with people trying to rent DVDs!
Stan: Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
Randy: Ew! That's enough, Stanley! Ew, gross!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

You don't understand... I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Onward!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

I'm just gonna try and pretend this didn't happen, but only because it's what's best for Kenny.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Now I know how all the writers in Hollywood feel.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Everything's gonna be okay, Kenny.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

The Princess calls you a ball licking lesbian.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Together! Freedom Pals, retribution!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Oh my God, you killed Kenny!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

This one let me pet it! #meow #catsOfCoonstagram

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my fr-f-f-friend. Why can't God take someone else's f-f-friend?

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Stan: All right, you ready to have some fun, Butters?
Butters: I sure am, fellas!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

My mom and dad aren't getting back together. But you know what? It's okay. In fact, it's better.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Look, it's been a hard year. And I think for some people there's just no going back.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

But Kyle, it's all shit! For real! It's all shit 'cause the aliens with AI and you and me are gonna fuck it all up! Come on!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

Well, I just got tired of seeing people like Butters getting pushed around, and I knew I had to do somethin' about it.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

I just sat there, watching Kyle die and... I wanted to tell him the truth right then and there.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

I'm just gonna try and pretend this didn't happen. But only because it's what's best for Kenny.

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

[at Kenny's grave]
Kyle: He was too young to be taken away from us...
Stan: You're the one who cut him in half with a chainsaw!

[Stan Marsh @stanbot_en]

It's like, you always hear songs about a broken heart and you think it's just a figure of speech? But it's true.