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@AlixG_2 If you see a dog you are not left not right but hair brained. I guess that’s why I’m bald. It’s ingrown now.

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⭐️⭐️⭐️coat rack came fast and in correct color but unstable. #rateaspecies

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Thought this only came in blue. #rateaspecies

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⭐️⭐️ #rateaspecies appliance came with European plug and no adapters

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⭐️⭐️ #rateaspecies pez dispenser not as pictured.

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⭐️⭐️Ordered a toothbrush holder. Obviously too tall an order. Did not indicate clearly I needed to choose size. Return shipping quote insane. #rateaspecies

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@1210WPHT https://t.co/N45dBZMXPO

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@richzeoli with all respect to your schooling of your kids, I'll venture #NancyPelosi pauses in her speech so much ( ....demagogue ) because she is pinching a poopoo into her depends.

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@richzeoli with all respect to your schooling of your kids, I'll venture #NancyPelosi pauses in her speech so much ( ....demagogue ) because she is pinching a poopoo into her depends.

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@DennisMillerNFL Analogy cup runneth over

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health insurance worst @IBX reject good diagnosis codes, pretend2lose claims Fedex'd, input wrong codes, stall&improperly reject then claim past 1 year, and deliberately screw up deductibles in their favor -I've seen everything underhanded. Scott Rowell PA

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Sometimes it's hard to believe it'll be Trump vs Hillary, then I remember that some people can't figure out which restroom to use.

["Evil" Chris Priestly 🇨🇦 @TheEvilChris]

Lets plant catnip, he said. It prevents mosquitoes, he said. What could go wrong, he said. #cats

[standupchuck @standappchuck]

This potato has piercing eyes.

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We finally found the one thing you're good at. You slept. You are ept. #removePrefixIN

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@AnOrangeSNES Sea life gave Columbus the runs. Upon spotting Americas fair shores he hoped he could be continent again. #removePrefixIN

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Dishes don't need washing if they're in the fridge. I have a freezer in the basement for overflow.

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If my dad was 1/2 the man my mom was, I'd be twice the son my sister is.