The Standard Steward

Listen, it's my bar, my rules. No fucking about with the beer mats!
Place to be for a beer and a breakfast.
Time gentlemen please.

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@tommoccfc87 @HighwaySpartans @Kyle_Miller97 fucking wild night in the bar boys! 112% improvement on takings!!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@Standard_CC then all back to the bar for some bacon fries and a beer! Support your club fellas! #glassofwinefruitbaseddrinkfortheladies

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@richardgrover21 @RAHRichhoward probably because you're a fucking nause!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@richardgrover21 @dom_rae careful son, I had the old bill in last night asking about your noncing nonsense!!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@richardgrover21 fancy a scoring job this season!? Or are you still banned from cricket based activities!? We'll pay in bar vouchers!?

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

Get your places booked fellas, the clubhouse is rapidly filling! #fruitbaseddrinkforthelady https://t.co/jx2LPHQaTS

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@garlandneil is absolutely smashed over here at @standardccbar - birthday bevs all round!! 🍻

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@RageyJames @standardccbar @TomAlcock5 sort him out Ragey. Ain't nobody shitting on my bogs!!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

One of you cunts has some explaining to do!! @standardccbar

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@richardgrover21 @standardccbar thought you were coming in yesterday for contract negotiations!? I had McCabe lined up and everything!!

[Kenilworth Wardens Cricket Club @KWardens]

2/3 Please RT: Wed Aug 12th at 7pm Kotak International XI plays @BDPCL_Official XI under lights. Entry £2 or £5 per car

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@standardccbar no he's not. I just buggered him with a bottle of Becks. @richardgrover21 knows not to get out of line again!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

Top job last night @RageyJames - thought you handled the hassle like a boss! #ifyournamesnotdownyourenotcomingin

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

Messy night in @standardccbar after the 24 point party! @RyanLeybourne is still talking about his knock.....time to close up I think!!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

@richardgrover21 we certainly can mate. Just need to dot a few i's and cross some t's with old Ed McCabe and we'll get you in!!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

Come along and watch Pete Magafas smash @Standard_CC 1st XI over the park today. Nothing a cheeky tipple in the pavilion won't make better!

[The Standard Steward @StandardSteward]

Who's about for beer and a breakfast at @standardccbar!? @richardgrover21 will be about for a scorers Q&A this afternoon from 2! Come along!

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Can't wait to unleash the new ⛽ meter today against Weoley hill. I'm going to bowl Weoley, Weoley gassy today 🔥🔥🔥 #Heat #Wickets