Dross Bates

*Parody* Not affiliated with the real scouse wicket taking machine. Bit of a gas man, fresh from my first team 5 wicket haul against knowle. #HighwaySpartansCC

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@TheRealJBains @RoryyCurran @therealshaggy @adamwalshBFC I'm the most ⛽⛽⛽ member of the bowlers union 👀🔥👌

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@surreal_convers 👀👀👀 https://t.co/Q97gEG9n5a

[SAM SMITH @samsmith]

Last night was fucking surreal x thank you to my brothers @disclosure for being there with me!! https://t.co/DVV1gSRKUT

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Honoured to receive Gasman Of The Year award last night, thanks @therealshaggy for collecting it for me ⛽👌 #Fader

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

⛽🔥💯👌🚨👀

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

So many BAGS in this picture. I just love BAGS. I was dreaming about BAGS in this picture 👜 #Baggy

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@joshbates94 @EmilyGreer23 Which gas provider have you opted for? I'm always available ⛽

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Bowling ⛽ isn't for the faint hearted. The physical strain can be too much at times, leading to vomiting. #Wheels

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Can't wait to send down some absolute heat later, Hopefully gonna hit @SnottyBilly with a bouncer ⛽🔥

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

At least this car will never run out of ⛽⛽⛽ with @joshbates94 behind the wheel https://t.co/XOwfsJZ2Ts

[Kyle Miller @Kyle_Miller97]

World's worst driver @joshbates94

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@joshbates94 @EmilyGreer23 ⛽⛽> 💜💜

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Can't wait to unleash the new ⛽ meter today against Weoley hill. I'm going to bowl Weoley, Weoley gassy today 🔥🔥🔥 #Heat #Wickets

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Hello @ECB_cricket I would like to confirm my availability for the fourth test in order to replace @jimmy9 ⛽⛽⛽ #Wheels

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@TheRealJBains Me > Finn > Wood

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Plenty of similarities between me and Steve Finn ⛽ #Gas #Wheels #Wickets

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

My gas meter broke on Saturday, Could Matt come and fix it please? ⛽ https://t.co/Xprkos8Vhp

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Great deliveries from Johnson, reminds me of a certain wicket taking gasman from highway 👀⛽

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@boringdan001 @baggy_shaggy So many wickets 💜💜💜 #Heat

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@joshbates94 Saving me for the next West Indies tour, They've heard about my form in Barbados 👀⛽🔥

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

@joshbates94 I'm more gas than Steve finn ⛽⛽⛽

[Dross Bates @DrossBates]

Looks a good wicket at Edgbaston. No doubt I would've taken shedloads of wickets on that deck ⛽ #Heat