Dizzy Dan

Just Boring.

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Cats. Cats. I love my cats. 😻😻😻

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Get in. The script is playing on the jukebox #tune

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Loving my long weekends without cricket. As if I mimicked the yips so I didn't have to play that village standard...👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

@DrossBates hey bro/gasman can u babysit my cats next week? 😸⛽️

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

@semi_arid they need my "poetry in motion" bowling ☝🏻️

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

“@dotsbringshots: @joshbates94 Careful of this on Saturday matey 👀 http://t.co/Ig0lcDlafQ” can you let me out now please..the yips have gone

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

I have watched every single ball of the Ashes so far. That's 1080 balls in total. I like cricket.

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

@RunmachineIvory @RageyJames @dotsbringshots did someone say line and length? ☝🏻️😎

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Can't wait until Strictly comes back on my screen. Love the tango me 💃 #brucey

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

@RunmachineIvory surely I can't run it as slow as u though #snailivory #yougotbeatbyapantominecow

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

@HccSkipper u know me pal - that's a straight forward 10/10.

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

@HccSkipper Straight back into my opening bowling spot next week I take it? Got that spot all season skipper best matey pal 😏❤️

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

My election vote was annulled after they learnt how boring I actually am 😕

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Line + length = wickets

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Listening to @JamesBlunt

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Shot 1 over par at the weekend ⛳️

[Dizzy Dan @boringdan001]

Just had lettuce for lunch.