J-Me Marsh

*Parody* Former Highway Legend and leader of the clique. Current Leamington 2nd Xi squad member. #jasonbutler #youspaaaargh

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@NotTomYardley few early season runs and you think you're as good as me? #dreamer

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

So @MattMc_91 it's quite embarrassing that you're now the leading spinner at little old highway #backtoknowle #theydontwantyou

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

Who's going to score all your runs on a Saturday now @NotTomYardley? #DOC #skippa #memememe

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@NotTomYardley @Leamingtoncc @GThornton5 I couldn't possibly carry his kit, I taught him everything he knows. #wrongun #scalp #inmypocket

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@NotTomYardley you could have done that against @Leamingtoncc and then I may not have left!! #donutclub

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

I'm a better spinner than Moeen Ali so I'm excited to even be considered, not surprised after I ripped through @Standard_CC at the weekend.

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

Rumours are indeed true, I am also having a meeting with @KP24 and Strauss tonight about my potential call up to the England squad.

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

Today I've branched out from my usual haiku to a rhyming couplets style poem, I hope you like it.

#EHUBWDC

[Jamie Ma®sh @jimmybill73]

Hope the weather holds off. Love a local derby @Standard_CC #EHUBWDC #UTH

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@MattMc_91 I hope you actually turn up today, stop leaving it to me to score all the runs #soreback

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@RunmachineIvory @tomyards I have to play, there's only one man in our team ( that's me, of course)

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@SnottyBilly @tomyards straight and slow as per usual. #DOC

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@SnottyBilly moist, a lot like my batting gloves, pads and any girl that happens to watch me bat.

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

What a horrible bunch of blokes I'd have to captain #soreback https://t.co/DARAMVGCKb

[Martin Ivory @RunmachineIvory]

My @highwaycc2012 11

@HccSkipper
@RunmachineIvory
@AmanHaman101
@SnottyBilly
@boringdan001
@Rant_Thornton
@semi_arid
@ConversXXX

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@Rant_Thornton @gregmilneravfc @highwaycc2012 @RunmachineIvory I used to play in the Bham league with the mighty Highway #backintheday

[Martin Ivory @RunmachineIvory]

@tomyards Do your job then. Will @HccSkipper score some runs tomorrow. #runs #badback #EHUBWDC #onemanteam

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

Going to wipe the smile off your face tomorrow when we beat you @tommoccfc87 #wehaveabar #carlingplease

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@AmanHaman101 @maccahynes H'aman you're not one to talk you virgin. #youveonlygotoneshop

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@maccahynes 4 pints and as much ball nuage you can muster?

[J-Me Marsh @HccSkipper]

@RunmachineIvory @boringdan001 Dan will beat you by a nose