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an open book

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@rowanlubke my neighbourly hobo on the corner of Bloor and Avenue has flipped me off for not paying tolls

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The crazy person to normal person ratio in Toronto is horrific . NYC is much better.

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yukio mishima son or eve babitz daughter

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@jewishbanker3 how so? i feel like they're mostly exiled from the nicer areas...

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@stephenattong There are actually more shtreimel hats in forest hill than houses under $5M (real)

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@atreides_sf Nope but the anti-mamdani propo kinda made me think there'd be a knife-wielding EBT indulger lurking in every corner

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@fruitofgrace Yeah I'm thoroughly convinced that folks who endlessly dogpile on the city's more interesting characters came straight from a mennonite community in Pennsylvania, or something

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Befriending a bunch of nepo babies is always good too

[Soda @fredsoda]

if you’re in school you gotta start doing internships your freshman year or you’re in trouble

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@FangYi11101 Slavic summer

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Not a single letter in its correct order. Remarkable

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My name doesn’t even start with an L…😹

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is longevity research just a convoluted attempt at solving the fertility crisis . cant make new workers so they're keeping the old ones running ,typa vibe

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college freshmen have become so desperate for entry position referrals that they are now "dating" mentors working for shopify and meta

i've already said too much, they're after me

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@marygaitspill im the new oomf you should invest in

[scoff manifesto @andimgladofit]

easily. the hummingbird, when confronted with any sort of adversity, immediately gives up. in this way they are the most relatable bird

[margot @knottedhairs]

this only could have been painted by a québécois painter

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remember that really cringe stretch of time where everyone was flexing abt how they were penpals with slavoj zizek

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nature is healing

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@strwbry003 Love. we should hang out this summer limoncello

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@strwbry003 are you really