StandUp_Rauters

I like to joke about everything, especially the news, because laughter is the best way to survive the hardship called Life.

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[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Even Nature can fail.

Idiots still populate the planet.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Democracy is a scam, German democracy a joke.

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

His bank accounts were frozen. He is allowed 560 euros per month of his own money, though the bank will sometimes refuse even that. His crime? Reporting on Israel's genocide in Gaza.

Huseyin Dogru was born in Germany. Raised there. He is a German citizen. But Germany and the EU sanctioned him anyway.

To avoid giving him a trial, they listed him as Turkish in the official documents. EU citizens get a hearing, a court, the right to defend themselves. Non-EU citizens don't. So they erased his German citizenship on paper.

No trial. No conviction. No charge. 27 foreign ministers made the decision. No court oversight.

The EU itself admits sanctions target legal behavior: journalism they want to suppress.

He can't leave the country. Can't pay rent. Can't pay lawyers. Anyone who sends him money or food faces up to 5 years in prison for "circumventing sanctions."

A new German law extends sanctions to his family. Support to his wife, 7-year-old, or newborn twins can now be prosecuted.

His media outlet RED had half a billion views in 9 months covering Gaza and police repression in Berlin. That's what got him sanctioned. The publication was forced to close in May.

The 560 euros they allow him is now being cut because he's "paying invoices that are not considered basic needs."

Welcome to Western democracy.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

So many guns in the States and yet, up to date only one alleged punisher.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING NEWS: The latest Epstein files reveal that the former CEO of Apollo Global Management and billionaire Leon Black raped a 7-year-old girl and “bit her private parts making her bleed.”

These are the monsters that our government is protecting.

The entire system must go.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Wait, I take it back, Cuba. Fuck Xi and his talking Communism but practising Capitalism. Worse than a Catholic priest 💀

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Nah, Xi is doing amazing 😎 sincerely, an European citizen with many many passports.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

What has Xi Jinping and China done to Europe to be so hated? All China does is simply selling them stuff

Europe is a completely racist propagandized garbage continent

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Democracy is a failure because we don't hold voters accountable.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Japan just sent a historic message…

New right-wing PM Sanae Takaichi just won a landslide in their parliamentary election. She’s anti-illegal immigration, wants to maintain "Japanese core culture" and is a China hawk.

Japan has given her a sweeping mandate.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

This is why scientific education is important. Every research cited in the tweet below deserves praise, but some news are old & others are preliminary studies in animal models that need an extra decade before reaching the market if truly successful. Spread knowledge not just info

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

✅ Mexican scientists eliminate HPV

✅ Spanish researchers cure prostate cancer in mice

✅ Korean scientists reverse colon cancer

✅ Vietnamese clinicians find cure for blood cancer

All these breakthroughs happened outside of the U.S. in countries where medicine is not controlled for profit by Big Pharma.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Starting to understand why MAGA idiots hate Bad Bunny, the reality check the US have a 2nd language. & that, that's the beginning of an end. Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, EU on its way, on the long term =/= languages bring division, same language brings unity. Cuba still one. The US?

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Bad Bunny walked out in a #64 jersey with “OCASIO” on the back.

Not Bad Bunny.

Not Benito.

His real name.

His family name.

Then he grabbed the mic and said:

“My name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. And if today I’m here at the Super Bowl, it’s because I never, never stopped believing in myself.”

In Spanish.
No translation.
Even the jumbotron was in Spanish.

And I watched the whole thing with a translator on.

Because the message was that important to me.

They said he was “un-American.”

They said nobody would understand him.

They said having him perform was “ridiculous.”

And he SHOWED OUT!

He brought out Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin.

He staged a wedding on the field.

He recreated a bodega.

He gave us a whole scene of family and love.

He humanized an entire culture on the world’s biggest stage.

All in his native language.

And he didn’t flinch.

His lyrics were clear messages:

“They want to take the river from me, and the beach too. They want my neighborhood and for my grandma to leave.”

“I should have taken more photos when I had you. Hopefully my loved ones will never move.”

And that last line:

“Ojalá que los míos nunca se muden.”

Hopefully my loved ones will never move.

That’s about families being separated.

Forced to leave.

Displacement.

Yeah, he didn’t chase the mainstream.

He made the mainstream come to him.

He put his family name on his back and told 120 million people exactly who he is.

And I’m here for ALL of it!👏🏽

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Let me guess, China doesn't have enough business with Cuba to make a difference, eh 💀

[Reuters @Reuters]

Cuba to roll out rationing plan as US moves to block fuel supply https://t.co/qcKs1ULRyT https://t.co/qcKs1ULRyT

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Unlike Trump, Putin knows how to control his oligarchs. But also unlike Trump, Putin has ZERO skills when it comes to the political pr war and it shows.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

there is a clear concerted effort by the media class, from Murdoch rags like the Daily Mail and New York Post to the BBC, NYT and billionaire funded Zionists like Matt Stoller to redirect the Epstein Israel Mossad pedophile blackmail network as actually being about "the Soviets and Russia". Don't let them get away with laundering this uniquely Zionist Israeli pedophile Mossad operation

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Someone really wants to drop bombs on Iran, eh.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Everyone crying the arts are inherently political (true) hence she should speak up were applauding Ricky Gervais when he said actors are in "no position to lecture the public about anything". Pick a narrative you dumb dicks.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cosmopolitan asks Sydney Sweeney if she ever intends to publicly state her political beliefs:

“No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into. It’s not why I became who I am. I became an actor because I like to tell stories, but I don’t believe in hate in any form. I believe we should all love each other and have respect and understanding for one another.”

(https://t.co/TDBCGM0X1u)

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

But none of them are suing OpenAI, Grok, and whatever fucking generative AI is out on the market right now. Clowns.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anna’s Archive has reportedly been sued for $13 TRILLION by Spotify, Universal, Warner, and Sony for alleged direct copyright infringement and other claims.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

Can't believe I'm twitting this, but Mussolini did at least a positive thing or two for the citizens of Italy, while Trump has yet to deliver a single political decision that has benefited Americans.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

On a positive note, Americans just have to find their own version of Piazzale Loreto and problem solved.

[Dave Keating @DaveKeating]

"We used to think Trump was Berlusconi," an Italian friend tells me.

"Now we're waking up and realizing he's Mussolini."

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

So doesn't matter if China is your biggest commercial partner, if the US decided you should be poor there's no escape. Hmmm.

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

It is crucial to understand that the protests in Iran first arose because merchants and shopkeepers could not function due to the impact of brutal US sanctions.

The sanctions are designed to strangle the economy, create mass misery and destroy people's lives, in order to advance US regime-change objectives.

The sanctions are illegal under international law, and anyone who claims to care about the Iranian people should be calling urgently for them to be abolished.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

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[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

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[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

A reminder that Democrats & Republicans are the two sides of the same coin and if Trump will get Greenland it won't be madness, it will be the execution a united decision of the US establishment.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Obama built the cages.
Trump put kids in them.

Biden increased ICE’s funding.
Trump used it to murder citizens.

Make no mistake: Democrats are not opposed to fascism. They fund it. They enable it. Then they pretend to resist it. They are just as complicit as Republicans.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

To understand what's wrong with the US today one needs to make a list of the biggest US oligarchs who died in the past few years cuz the US politics has never been more ridiculous & whoever is currently running the American deep state has obviously the same drug dealer of Elon.

[StandUp_Rauters @standup_rauters]

LOL sure, Novo Nordisk would halt their business with US cuz of Greenland 🤣🤣🤣

[Morgan Cameron Ross @Morgan_C_Ross]

Is that it? Nope - Denmark would then halt all deliveries of Ozempic - a weight loss drug taken by as many at 20-25% of Americans. Lego? Gone. More? Europe moves to put historic embargoes on goods needed by the US - Canada puts heavy export tariffs on Important goods, and global markets start pulling investment. A body blow to Americans. All for what?