Dave Siegel

Comedian & fmr writer for Diane Sawyer, Don Lemon & Anderson Cooper, currently for NewsNation… yet most know me as White Guy Indifferent... whatever.

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@mdorado772 @aubrey_huff @MLB @TheSavBananas @SFGiants Well not counting our night together Frau

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@aubrey_huff Pretty tough for a man named Aubrey

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@KenWard32410100 @cenkuygur By the looks of you, I'm sure you remember. Sorry it had such a sad ending for ya though

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@KenWard32410100 @cenkuygur Ha. We know perfectly well. Just has never stopped us from success. What's your excuse for being such a failure?

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@KenWard32410100 @cenkuygur I'd guess about 2,000,000 people at the very least

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@KenWard32410100 @cenkuygur What about the 2 million Arabs Israelis who live there? They a sacfrice?

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@cenkuygur So Israel controls the media AND the U.S. govt? Are you a millionaire in the media? Sure seems like you're getting closer and closer to age-old antisemtic "The Jews control everything" tropes.

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@PartyMartyo_0 @EthanLevins2 Ummm yes it is. That's the difference.

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@JohnRobb114814 @CraigMurrayOrg Sure; if so desperate to criticize Israel that ur willing 2 argue that IRAN, who is executing protestors, is "standing up for humanity" it's coming from hate bc it's egregiously inaccurate. And when hate is ONLY directed at Israel, it's Jews, not good faith criticism.

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@FmrRepMTG Looks like the Jews gave you a perfect day today huh?

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#NBA vs #NHL
#Knicks #NBAPlayoffs2026
#Spurs #OKC

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@cenkuygur If Israel owns you Cenk, I hope they kept the receipt

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

What are they? "They're black snakes." This is the expertise we've longed for

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@RobertKennedyJr What are they? "They're black snakes." This is the expertise we've longed for

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@lucierlago @DanBilzerian You’re losing in life.

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@MasterMaliq Does Israel have the right to exist?

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@DailyIranNews You're Persia as much as modern day greeks are Plato.