Ibrahim Khan

Hi I am a standup comic on Earth and a professional baby hater on airplanes. Random funny posts. RTs would be appreciated. K bye

INSTAGRAM: standupibrahim

[Ibrahim Khan @standupibrahim]

Hey Guys
Released my first standup video, really really need your support. Like and Comment. and if you're feeling generous share too.

Your small input will go a looooong way

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@wingiee77 @Hiko I bait 0 hours Delhi ake bhi jo na mile woh baiter

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Baki sab to kar hi rahe hain

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Use me as your send worst birthday gift person

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Use me as your send worst birthday gift person

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Queen 👑

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Thank you @TwitterIndia !

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Since my girlfriend found out I was still using tinder, she wants me to unmatch everyone and delete the app.

Sorry dad I will have to unmatch you now.

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I am a gym freak, I see a gym and I freak out

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@Hiko You're still 31 this week brother.

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Umar-e-daraz mang ke laye they char din
Do aarzu me kat gaye, do (message ke) intezaar me

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This festive season go fuck yourselves

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I put nothing in procrastination

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I put later in procrastination

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I put tomorrow in procrastination

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"We will figure it out?"
Me: we? Aww so like we are a thing now?
Manager: shut up Ibrahim

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So if the other person used paid services of dating apps like tinder gold or bumble plus, and we have sex, does that make me a half whore, yk because they paid for sex

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@nenamooore Me

[Nidhi Shankar @BoldMonk_]

Bhai played #SheHulk before it was cool.

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They made a PC shoe so gamers now have no excuses to not touch grass

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Watch noooow frenssss

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