Matt Parker

#1 best-selling author, also maths clown. Videos: Also over here:

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

If you’re near NYC my friend and mathemagician Art Benjamin is doing That Math Show off-broadway until mid-August. I saw it and it’s great. He squares numbers live on-stage. https://t.co/auvkAbsX2C

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

It’s official: @FryRsquared will be in the next Celebrity Traitors! If only there was some maths that could help her…

https://t.co/JK7PK4Kyx0 (I love that the BBC alphabetised Hannah under “P”, like Professor is her given name.)

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Very excited I’m about to hit the BBC Breakfast sofa to talk about maths and comedy. Please rate how awkwardly I sit on the couch. Show details: https://t.co/AVbB7zDPA2

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

I got to meet the Lunar Rover (aka "Cubey") who will calculate π for us on the Moon! Thanks to @astrobotic for letting me in their spacecraft-building cleanroom.https://t.co/mpLUuHVlx3

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Still an epsilon number of seats left for tomorrow night's Big London Show which don't have the view blocked by a safety rail.

That said: I promise to move around the stage so much that no one rail can block me for long. https://t.co/g0KQKCMadN

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

If you’re watching the Women’s Rugby World Cup quarterfinals on the BBC: yes, that was me crunching some numbers! (Just after 112:30.)

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

My trigonometry book Love Triangle is now out in paperback in the USA!

[Riverhead Books @riverheadbooks]

What if we told you that triangles are what make our lives possible? In his #1 International Bestseller, LOVE TRIANGLE, @standupmaths says we should show a little more appreciation for this 3-cornered, 3-sided polygon 🥰📐

LOVE TRIANGLE is now in paperback. Start reading today! https://t.co/oI8F96Urw5

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

I had to print 8,000 flyers. I know how generate print files using python. This felt unavoidable.

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review.

★
‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’
- Skylab the Dog

https://t.co/tMW6btimPS

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Sure, my show is getting good reviews. But did I mention that the venue is also air conditioned? See you in there Edinburgh! https://t.co/tMW6bthP0k

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Sadly, my show at the #EdFringe has been can cancelled tonight because the wind is consistently above the safety rating of the venue awnings. Which leaves a mere 21 shows left to go. https://t.co/tMW6bthP0k

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

My friend @mathgrrl needs you to crochet granny square motifs based on cellular automata. Details here: https://t.co/VYplNMJkdk

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Tour sales are going well! Shows are not until October but 24% of all tickets are gone. Watch out if you're in Swindon: that show is over half sold; Leeds and North Finchley both > ⅓ gone. https://t.co/fwOeskddRw

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Nothing focuses the mind to finish writing a show like already being a “pick of best stand up”. Minimal pressure then. https://t.co/2oJviXHjLC

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Probably a better use of your time is to book tickets to see me:
- at the Edinburgh Fringe https://t.co/tMW6btimPS
- on tour around the UK https://t.co/fwOeskddRw

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

The Moon Pi kickstarter ends in about 24 hours. But don't worry, we are fully funded. So I guess, there's 24 hours to give me more money I don't need. https://t.co/dfhGoFauQ0

That said, teachers can still sign up for free here: https://t.co/bEQ2DFUmyg

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

@Waterstones Fine. This is now my favourite cover quote @FryRsquared.

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

It’s publication day! Love Triangle is now out in paperback. A book about angles is finally capable of bending. https://t.co/aDqWcj4ViH

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

Good placement @Waterstones !

[Matt Parker @standupmaths]

I’m celebrating with a semi-unrelated gig in London tonight! Come and see me try new material with the excellent @bechillcomedian and friends. https://t.co/dXPZd4XvMS