Donatas Staneika

Stand-up comedian based in London.
IG: donnyfromtheblock

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Fuck this weather, bring back the Heatwave.

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My mayor Muslim,
My bagel Jewish,
My Christian Dior,
I'm back at Angel RAW

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Perfect weather. Should be like this all year long. Turn London into LA. Build a beach, put some palms around the city, open In and Out, we already got the Comedy Store, and give every Londoner an American passport. #MakeLondonLosAngelesAgain

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AND NEW!
#AEWDon
@AEW
@AEWonTV

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@connorcrd @grok @BitcoinIntelX let's goo

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@linasbeliunas There are Open AI offices in Kings Cross as well!

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@Jason I'm in.

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White Lotus but about Eastern Europeans and Brits going to affordable all-inclusive resort in Turkey.

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@nypost Wtf is a grand-niece? I have no idea who my grand-uncle even is. P.S. Geniunly didn't know that nieces/uncles even have a title grand.

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Last weekend, after a gig, I was having a late night dinner at the chicken shop, as one out of four audience members walked by to check if it was really me.

Unaware to me, the security guard talked to the audience member in a very unprofessional manner and lectured them about privacy.

I've now talked to the chief of staff of my personal security, to make sure it never happens again.

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Did a club set in Birmingham. Met Zoltan Kazcas. Not on the train back watching Free Bert on Netflix. Pretty good day. @bertkreischer

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I'm waiting to see few topical stand-up comedy REELS this week about the War with Iran before I form my opinion about it.

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@SwannMarcus89 Prison Break
Lost
24
Heroes
Chuck
The Office
Community
Modern Family

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@Ryanair flight from London to Edinburgh was delayed by almost two hours and got an emergency door seat. Great day - got to spend more time at the lovely Stansted airport, think about my life choices and potentially get roasted by Ryanair account. 10/10 experience, no notes.

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@Mrcryptoxwhale Me

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@SorcererTrading hi

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@TheCinesthetic Review with Forest McNeil

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@TheCinesthetic Succession
White Lotus
Eastbound and Down
Silicon Valley
The Righteous Gemstones
Vice Principals
Hacks
Search Party
The Penguin
Barrt
Hello Ladies

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Someone needs to make a reality show about this prison. Real Inmates of Brooklyn

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Hall of fame inmate roster in Brooklyn…

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Here's what's going to happen with Venezuela next. #Venezuela #madurocaptured #Netflix